Semi-amusing rhetoric du jour
) Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
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> 2) Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles
> are always white?
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> 3) Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
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> 4) Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes
> that something new to eat will have materialized?
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> 5) On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How
> many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff
> in that slot?
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> 6) Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
> vacuum
> cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
> give their vacuum one more chance?
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> 7) Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first
> try?
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> 8) How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
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> 9) Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not
> then what was the purpose of the bath?
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> 10) Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying
> your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
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> 11) When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
> shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'?
> It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'
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> 12) Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the
> top you always think there's still one more step?
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> 13) Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
> off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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> 14) Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash
> pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
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> 15) In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
> summer when we complained about the heat?
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> 16) Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
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> 17) Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
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> 18) Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person
> wondering what the heck happened?
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> 19) If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend,
> who really is the dumber sex?
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> 20) Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they
> just as needy throughout the rest of the year?
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> 21) Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and
> deep wounds as 'just a scratch,' but when they get the sniffles they are
> deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?
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> 22) How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
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> 23) Why do men forget everything--and women remember everything?
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> 24) Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?
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> 25) Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no
> sense in two people remembering the same things. Right?
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> 26) Is the real reason women live longer than men because they don't have
> to live with women?
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> 27) If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your
> wife/girlfriend told you to?
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> 28) How can I get to be President without a brain, Daddy? Oh, I am.