if you have a life or valuable brain cells please don't read this
Dudes!:
[x] You woke up with a boner. (EVERY DAY)
[x] Your taller than 5'5". (5'6"?)
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight. (probably, if I ever drank)
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed. (what about computer?)
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x] You like dinosaurs. (no. LUV DINOS.)
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[x] Your curse like a sailor. (I probably don't need to say anything)
[x] You scratch your nuts in public. (EWWW YEAH AND THEY GET ALL MOIST N' STICK TO MY LEGS YANOW??? I do equally gross things in public like guys >_>)
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[ ] You can grow facial hair. (if I did I'd probably commit suicide)
[x] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties. (YES!!! I love me some BOOBIEZ!!!! WHAT OTHER REASON WOULD THERE BE TO GO TO A TITTY BAR? To KNIT?!)
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute". (why did you even bother asking?!)
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room. (then I'm like "DAWWWW OMG BUG <3<3"
[x] You attended prom to get laid. (only if Sora or John Flansburgh was there. (wtf kimi you fucking psycho Sora isn't real you dumb whorebag HEY STFU MYSELF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SAY IN THIS YES I DO HEY GTFO BITCH) <-why I don't get along with other girls. I can't even get along with myself.
[x] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies. (>:0! YUZZZ)
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor. (coz I'm manly after I've cried for 20 minutes getting the bruises)
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 16/24
Babes:
[x] You get a period. (why God? Why?)
[ ] People say your short. (I wish I was short...;-;)
[x] You call attractive females "sluts". (there's another name for that?)
[ ] You take an hour or more to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[x] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily. (NEVER)
[x] You care about what you look like. (contradiction for the lulz)
[x] You can cook and clean. (v_v)
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends. (But only if it involves buying action figures or Pokemanz or food. YES. POKEYMANZ.)
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your skin is soft. (except my arms and thighs ;-;)
[x] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple. (PINK AND PURPLE TOGETHER!!!)
[ ] Your mom told you about sex. (does your mom telling you about how she has sex count?)
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of. (there are no questions.)
[ ] You use tits to your advantage. (I don't have tits)
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room. (freak out as in, want to keep it)
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[x] You attended prom, to dress up. (^____^~<3)
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I STILL DOOOOO *freak*)
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp. (OMG YEAHHHH <3333333 AND DRAKE BELL AND ALSO THE JONAS BROTHERS BOTH AT THE SAEM TIME ^_^_^_^_^_^_)
Girl Score - 12/24