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[kimkali]

Be wary of Wikepedia and it's tempting hot links. Looking up vaseline (so as to correctly spell petroleum) has led to all all sorts of new words and new "things to do".

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[lexx_uk]

Well its a must for all people who like to play with there woodwinds!

[karohemd]

I can't remember where I read about it and if it's true or not but they actually did a survey and asked a huge group of people until they found someone who admitted that they used it "in the bedroom". When asked what exactly they did, they replied "we smear it on the doorknob to keep the kids out"...