fortune cookies

Jan 18, 2006 20:37

I just got a fortune in a fortune cookie that said, "A long life is ahead of you."

My reaction was, "DAMMIT!!!"

fortune cookies

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pgchan January 19 2006, 07:31:55 UTC
WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU????? XD;;;;; *hugs and muffins*

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_warren_ January 19 2006, 19:31:07 UTC
What's up kim, you already met Robert Smith so it's all down hill from here? Is that it? That crazy haired bastard done ruined the rest of your life!

But uh, y'know, kimmee, you have to look at the bright side of things. Listen, a long life ahead of you is better than, oh, I dunno, a Long Dong Silver behind of you. I'd rather be old than have 13 inches of dark meat tearing me a new one, y'know? That's all I'm tryin' to say.

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