it's official. my superman shirt DOES NOT MAKE ME FLY.
i wasted a good 7 bucks on it too. damn freakin poser shirt.

here's the purpose of this entry: highlights.
because today was the funniest day ever.

Me: Can Brad move?!
Lauren: Brad-moooo?
Michelle: Hey, kinda like Shamoo!
^that made my day.

Dan: The day she has an orgasm will be the Apocalyps.
^lmao.
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i swear i love him.

♥♥♥

stop me before i get my heart broken.

i got a first place medal for the 500 free! whoop ( Read more... )

hello. long time, no update.

anything interesting in my life? no. except me and ed are good now. ahhh thank god.

well i'm suppossed to be taking a shower but no ones home so screw that.
i'll just walk around smelling like shit all day. lol just kidding. i'll take a shower dammit.

ed called me at 8:30 and woke me up. scared the shit outta me lol.
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ew. i just had to walk all the way to my bus stop and back.
wtf? ok. i lost my phone. mmhmm. typical, the day danny tells me to text him its gone.
well i found it. thank god. it was all the way at where i first get off the bus.

alright what do i have to say? ahhh yes. samantha, my love, cheer up babe.
everythings gonna be alright in the end - for ( Read more... )

this shit is over.
[&&,]
lets keep it this way.

the past three weeks never happened.

kthnxbye. ♥

P.S - SAMANTHA HUGS ARE THE BEST HUGS.

im not even gonna get into the shit that happened last night.
you know who you are. do you know what you did to me?
you left me hysterical. literally.
thank god i have danny to talk to during the middle of the night.
i love him. thanks dan, you're the best.

but i'm not even gonna talk about that bullshit.
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my new fave band = acceptance.
well maybe not my favorite band, but still im getting addicted.

danny and emily are out bowling right now. which means i'm home alone.
(i'll be sure to keep an eye out for michael jackson, brad.)

it looks nice out. walk on the railroad tracks today?
hmm. maybe. maybe doogan will actually come over today and give me a ( Read more... )

i have a date to the dance. and you dont. because you suck.
sam asked me to go with her and i'm going with lauren too.
and we're having a threesome. but you cant be a part of it. 8D

today i wrote a suicide note to lauren. but not your average suicide note.
im not gonna commit suicide guys lol. it was a note for her so she never kills herself.
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metal detectors = shit.
but i didnt go off this time. i was so excited.
and sam was there to witness it. lol i love her.

nothing really happened today. oh, except for the fact that everyone now hates me. god. what the flippin fuck.

whatever. i have to go write my global paper.

and then i'm off to doogan's.
maybe today i wont be chased by a train.

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