"When they busted into my house,they asked me, 'Do you have any marijuana in your house?' And I said, 'Of course, I'm Tommy Chong.'" -The recently freed Tommy Chong, recalling the events leading up to his arrest, on the tonight show.
1. "Reports that say something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know," Rumsfeld told a news briefing
( Read more... )
"i never really gave a rat's ass about the weather...until i got to know mrs maretto. now i take it very serious. if it rains..or theres lightning or thunder...or if it snows...i have to jack off." -Jimmy To Die For