My problems with porno, sometimes.

[kimredman]

Okay, the girl doesn't swallow the ejactulates, right? Yet she was just eating his asshole!

Girls, stop making wierd faces when you're sucking it, you know you like it.

Gay men smile too much.

In anime porn they exaggerate. I guess that's the fun, but it doesn't get me.

Stop even bothering with plots, what a waste of time.

Also, stop speaking

Comments

[buggernaut]

Uh... I've been really desperate and beaten it to GGW commercials. I suppose one can crank it to the videos if they're really jonesing for a jerk.

[buggernaut]

I think there are some people who have to watch soft core to have an enjoyable jerk session. I think if you show an evangelical a vag it'll ruin their day. So lock the fuckers in closets with the back issues of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editions with exposed nipples and leave them in there for a few hours. Just keep their shit off my intarwebs plz k thx.

[diar]

I am trying to contact you on aim but it seems to be failing quite miserably.

[kimredman]

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[buggernaut]

NEED MORE NINJA SEX

La Blue Girl was the BEST IDEA EVER but there really should be an entire hentai genre devoted to sex ninjas rather than it being just a niche in the erotic horror. Come on. Using a special technique to form a clitdick and fucking enemies unconscious? There are levels of nuanced meaning that I cannot even begin to probe here.

[buggeration]

There wasn't enough anal in La Blue Girl. :mad:

Although that episode with the 'EAT MY GIRLDICK!' followed closely by 'wtf you have a girldick too?!!111' was the bomb.

[buggernaut]

I don't have that one. I only have LBG 1-4. SADNESS.

Yeah. That series totally didn't go far enough. There wasn't any really serious genital mutilation (demon cocks don't count!) until ep3 with the Miroku punishment dildo, and that was only implied! I'd already been through Urotsukidoji when I saw LBG. No one gets raped and explodes at climax like the nurse in Urotsukidoji. Ninjas can totally be more violent than that!

[eclecticerudite]

I hate the fuzzy lenses.

Yeah, I don't know what is up with the facials or the guy dumping his load on her back or belly. Seems sort of silly to me. As if for some reason it is better that we see the ejaculation on ther girl. And then she starts playing with it?!? I sincerely doubt most girls like to play with it.

The plots aren't too bad, at least the idea of them. But they either need to decide that there is going to be a *good* plot or not bother at all.

Like in Logjamming: "He fixes the cable?"

[buggeration]

I assume the lack of swallowing is so the guy can bust his nut all over the girl's face? I don't like it. The appeal of facials can be rated in negative values.

[buggernaut]

I blame Japan.

[kimredman]

You're so right. Anything live with Japanese women in it I have ever seen has facials.