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The next time someone tells me I'm a guy with a vagina, I'm punching them in the nearest organ.

I am not a guy with a cooter!

I am a girl god damnit!

G-I-R-L

I have feelings and emotions and all that crap.

Just because I talk about poop, dead things, eating gross things, peeing in bottles, and other related topics doesn't mean I'm not a girl.

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People stand entirely too close to me when they talk to me.
Back up a smidge aight?
I mean seriously.
I'm short and all but that doesn't mean you gotta be six inches away from my face for me to hear you.
ha.

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I should've kept my mouth shut.
minus minus.

http://www.redding.com/news/2007/jan/05/parents-stop-childs-growth/

read
that.

what?
I don't know how to respond to that.
How... strange.

Here is a better picture of my tattoo
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How many of you people are... mouth breathers?

Okay people.

Saturday I am getting my first tattoo and I have three different places that have been recomended to me.

Skincraft
Permanent Productions
Acme

Any suggestions?
Anyone have an bad experiences with any of those places?
Love any of those places?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.