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kimtristh

Writing meme

Aug 13, 2010 11:47

I know I'm awful and haven't finished lots of things, but hey, everybody loves biscuits!

Give me a pairing (or a character or a threesome, whatever) and one word, and I will give you a paragraph of porn based on the combination!

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danielnube August 13 2010, 17:31:05 UTC

People: Edward, John, Justin Timberlake
Word: ice-cube

kimtristh August 13 2010, 17:41:27 UTC

John was never very good at sharing, not as good as he was, Edward thought as he watched John positively devouring Justin. Weren't threesomes supposed to be a matter of three? Still, as he watched John squirm on the bed while Justin trailed down his body with an ice-cube and John was only able to stutter Edward's name, he knew he had no reason to worry.

XD xx

katielouisewil August 13 2010, 17:33:57 UTC

Edward, john, tomatoes

kimtristh August 13 2010, 18:01:51 UTC

See, it's not that they didn't try, it was just they got easily distracted. The camera crew had been following them for weeks now, practically giving up on them for the "cooking for themselves" segment to such a degree that they had been given time to practice. But they had still failed, and even though they had a perfectly good excuse for how they had managed to burn stuffed tomatoes, they couldn't quite tell everyone Edward had been getting pounded three ways from Sunday over the kitchen counter instead of watching the instructional video, but who cares?

OMG Katie! XD xx

katielouisewil August 13 2010, 18:06:44 UTC

Lmfao! <3

madmancunian August 13 2010, 17:43:01 UTC

John/Edward single-bed.

kimtristh August 14 2010, 00:15:42 UTC

Edward likes it better this way, when their limbs don't quite fit and they're tangled all around each other, feet fighting for purchase at the bottom of the single bed, John's hands clinging to the headboard, his own clinging to John who thrusts against him, rough and desperate. When John sinks his teeth on his shoulder and lets go, shuddering violently, he pulls him over the edge with him. He's still shaking when John whispers against his neck "We need a bigger bed" and he can't help but chuckle, because bigger is always better for John.

madmancunian August 14 2010, 00:18:33 UTC

So telepathy is one of my talents y/y? THIS FTW UNFING OMG. SHOULDER BITING! FLAILY JEDLIMBS MIDCESTING! HUUUUUUUUUUUGENESS!

madmancunian August 13 2010, 17:43:51 UTC

Liam/John arms.

Liam/John donuts.

kimtristh August 13 2010, 20:57:00 UTC

Liam was contemplating breakfast, first day in over a week when they'd had time enough to eat properly really. And right now, those donuts definitely looked inviting.

"I know what you're thinking" John's voice kicked him out of his reverie, and he couldn't help but lick his bottom lip in unison with him. "I'll have you know donuts have 280 calories"

Liam cleared his throat and averted John's eyes "Really?"

"Yes, really. And like no nutritional value, no proteins for your muscles and stuff." It was John's turn to clear his throat. "And they're like 5 pounds each here." Liam tried to chuckle at that, but failed.

"On the other hand I know of a highly nutritional thing that is like five calories or fifteen, max! And it's like..."

"John, I'm not giving you a blowjob at a restaurant."

"Okay."

idek XD love xxx

madmancunian August 13 2010, 23:59:59 UTC

"no proteins for your muscles and stuff"

sdkjfhdkjfhhdsjfhkdshj THEY WILL DO NATHING FOR YOUR ARMS/FITNESS. Jbb is so shameless and so lahvely! <33

kimtristh August 17 2010, 01:01:36 UTC

John's eyes land on the arms, it's always the arms. He's shivering, head to toe covered in a thin sheet of sweat, squirming on the bed and Liam is barely touching him, his hand resting on his hip, not even caressing him, pointedly ignoring his cock ( ... )

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madmancunian August 13 2010, 17:44:24 UTC

Liam/Edward spanking.

Liam/John/Edward glares.

kimtristh August 13 2010, 20:40:26 UTC

Edward isn't sure why he thought it was a good idea, but there is no way he can take it back now. He's squirming uncomfortably against Liam's lap, scrunching up the duvet in his fists and biting his lip because he won't give him the satisfaction of a whimper ( ... )

madmancunian August 14 2010, 00:05:31 UTC

AGRILY I KNOW THAT VERY GLARE!

FTW UNF UNF! Lol I love it bb, I'm so glad that Ed didnt have to keep smacking his own ass! AND THAT AWFUL HOMEWRECKER WITH HIS BIG HANDS CAN DIAF!

kimtristh August 13 2010, 21:27:22 UTC

Liam has the vague idea he should be feeling like the luckiest man on Earth. Twins, isn't that supposed to be everybody's fantasy ( ... )

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