My birthday was enjoyable. I did not get my disco party so I'm hoping that Rachel Stevens is planning a surprise one at some point in the near future because I really do think I'm missing out on something there. Depending on the report you hear, we may or may not have had a show on my birthday where I got a lovely birthday cake and a snog from ( Read more... )

My only reason for updating is to announce that in 10 days it is my birthday, and I know I previously said I wanted to hide for it but I remember getting an offer of disco and I'm looking forward to that now. So, up and at 'em lovers and friends and get the presents ready. I need a new dress that covers less than half of me so Nadine will keep ( Read more... )

I was going to update about all sorts of fabulous things but I've just about lost my head for the rest of the day. I was looking up strange and random things about the day I was born today for no other reason than my birthday is coming up soon and I was thinking on it. Some really amazing things happened if you ask me! For example ( Read more... )

I hear making it to update number two is the biggest hill to get over. That could just be something I made up, but it sounds like it's probably true. It takes effort to get this far, and I'll like to thank everyone who helped it happen. I've also done it before the Mighty Tweedy so that's an accomplishment in itself. Ha to you Cheryl! You've ( Read more... )

So Cheryl can be convincing. When you're lying round bored in your underwear you'll agree to almost anything. I haven't got a fancy introduction for you, but rest assured if I ever met you in a restroom I'd be more likely to offer a quick hello rather than a fist to the face or a hand in the hair. It'll take at least three meetings for an ( Read more... )