Tourists

[kimyoochillin]

Man, I always forget to write my shit down. The people that knows me knows that I'm constantly ranting, and I'm always been meaning to write it down but IIIII'MMMM a dumbass. Oh and I work alot. =P

Comments

[kimyoochillin]

We get millions of Japanese tourists but they dont drive AT ALL. They ride trolleys, shuttles, and the bus. As well as walking it because theyre not fat and lazy

[reerun]

What if you have ALL of the signs, but you're a really good driver? Do people still hate you?

[kimyoochillin]

Yes. lol, its just the way it is.

[sunshine95]

"Tourist only lane." Heh.

[kimyoochillin]

That pisses me off. We're all stuck in traffic and vrrrooom here comes a tourist idiot zipping down the bus only lane. Then he gets stuck in an intersection because the road isnt designed for regular cars to go down. Theeeen he causes more traffic because he's blocking like 10 bajillion lanes

[doyoucompute]

all of that is SO true...
i actually knew this guy who owned a jeepish type vehicle. but he was haole anyway and only lived in hawaii like during high school and then moved back to the mainland. long-term tourist i guess.

[kimyoochillin]

haha yeah. Jeeps are a Haole thing for some reason.

[j0ylucky]

"5) Finally, the people in the car is a group of white people. Theres never ever a group of white folks in one car unless they are tourists. So if you're white, renting a car, coming to Hawaii, be sure to kidnap a Chinese person to sit with you. This will disspell a liiiittle bit of the locals anger in tourist driving."

That's wonderful. XD And drunken karaoke? OH NOES! :P

[kimyoochillin]

drunken karaoke roolz!

[sup3rslug]

Yes. It does.