*loud whirring noise outside my office*

Coworker 1: "I thought I heard the sound of..."
Coworker 2: "... the music of the Magic Bullet."

Yep. Spamming the flist tonight. Aren't you glad I'm back?

I'm a horrible person for saying this, but I'm chatting with a friend about therapists and all I can think is "I'll take The Rapist for $500, Alex." in a cheesy Sean Connery voice. Sorry! You're going to read this at one point or another so I'm apologizing now :P

Anderson Cooper is covering DNA and the CSI Effect tonight on AC360... hope they get to the good parts in the first hour!

From CNN Senior Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin on the AC360 blog:
My story tonight on real-life CSI took me to the NYPD crime lab, which is a crime buff's paradise. It's located in an unmarked building in a remote section of ( Read more... )

Hope everyone had a happy holiday! I neglected to do a Christmas post this year...

We get an extra day off next week. wOOt. I do think I'll go to Ford's funeral, though.

Please, somebody, tell me the Office isn't as funny as these bloopers, because if it is, Thursday nights might be completely shot. I am crying with laughter. "You are evil like ( Read more... )

Two coworkers brought their kids in this morning - they're running around the halls right now - and I spent way too much time toting around the cutest 1-year-old EVER. Babies smell so good, I didn't want to put her down. And then she snuggled under my chin, and that was it. I was done ( Read more... )

So I finally saw 'Casino Royale' this weekend, and I must say, I was originally leaning towards the 'Daniel Craig is too wimpy' camp. Honestly! Vegetarian, hates guns, got injured doing a stunt and halted filming for weeks, I could be making all this stuff up but it certainly didn't seem to fit the debonair, chainsmoking ladykiller assassin ( Read more... )

...seriously? 8-10 minutes to cook one Lean Cuisine in the microwave?

I've become a frozen meal junkie. *facepalm*

I would buy a Powerbook just to have this etched onto it.


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My coworker's description of his vacation is making me really want to go to Hawaii. Next summer maybe?

Okay, so my day sucked, but apparently it wasn't as bad as some were... what's with the monsoon season? Did it rain this much last year? I'm so thankful my apartment isn't flooded right now, and am crossing my fingers that it won't ( Read more... )