... It transpires that PHASE ONE of John's Cunning Plan to HURT, ANGER, SHOCK, AMAZE, TAKE FOOTBALL HOME AND CRY, LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE, SCREAM AND SCREAM UNTIL SICK, ETC appears to be to post bad pictures of my twat on Livejournal. Gosh. This is a spectacularly ineffectual move, really, since when have I been shy about exposing my lady
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