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[kinasc]

... It transpires that PHASE ONE of John's Cunning Plan to HURT, ANGER, SHOCK, AMAZE, TAKE FOOTBALL HOME AND CRY, LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE, SCREAM AND SCREAM UNTIL SICK, ETC appears to be to post bad pictures of my twat on Livejournal. Gosh. This is a spectacularly ineffectual move, really, since when have I been shy about exposing my lady

Comments

[hamadryad]

On the bright side, you're cute. And you know, boys come and go, but psycho is forever. AGH.

[no_offenc]

I'm not going to look, but that's a bit sad on his behalf isn't it? Quite worrying that he's saying and doing all that, even if it doesn't bother you as such.

[warehousedan]

CUNTERNET AGOGO!

[warehousedan]

Also, you have an errant 20p down there.

[kinasc]

Damnit, Corey, call fairground maintenance?

[mehndi_chick]

Ok, *THIS* is why I adore you.

[fornikate]

I'd hit it.

[attackships]

Me too. Can't you report him to LJ or something? He fucks with you posting photos like that, surely its not in the TOS or whatever?

Failing that, kick his fucking arse.