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[kinasc]

I bought oysters. The fuck do I do with them?

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[violalee]

Use them for revenge against ex lovers: hide them in unsuspecting spots (curtain rods, toilet tanks, tops of window sills) and wait for the reeky havocy revenge to slowly unfold!

(I accidentally posted this comment to a serious natured post because I wans't paying attention. IMAGINE MY EMBARASSMENT!)

[kinasc]

... But wait! They're on sale in Tesco, I could quite easily have enough to slip a few in someone's radiator. Good suggestions, I say, A++

[violalee]

Ooooh, that sounds better then banana's in the tailpipe!

[the_moonshiner]

eat them?

[fornikate]

BURN THEM

[warehousedan]

ADVANCED PEA SHOOTER