amusing random things...

[kinda_cliche]

How to shower like a woman.

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face

Comments

[black_tigress]

oh god. after having had two long term relationships and showered with each, i can say that that is fairly accurate >_<

the moral: let's all become lesbians because chicks don't pee in the shower.

[heavensarumor]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cold_and_mt]

lol

that was amusing

[hydeka]

Indeed so, love ^_^. Absolutely amusing ^_^! Though I shower too quick to do most of those things...

[xtremejuggalo28]

And what does this all prove? You ladies look at the negatives too much and the guys look at the postitives too much. You worry and we don't care.

[kinda_cliche]

and you suck because you like ICP ;-P