hmmmm

[kinda_trippy]

I once had me a cousin

Comments

[silver_snark]

'Dora, come now, snap out of things. Black's probably just off on some holiday or another, being insufferable to everyone around him. Focus on your children and those founders and that vampire, alright?

[kinda_trippy]

Gone off to play for so long, never coming back. Probably eaten by a narwhal.

[silver_snark]

Those muggle unicorn-fish? Nonsense - even Black isn't stupid enough to die like that. Draperies? Sure. Horny fish? Not happening.

[kinda_trippy]

What if the horny fish make draperies?

[cool_vamp]

I know you miss the big idiot, Babe <3

[kinda_trippy]

He's gone poof!

[cool_vamp]

I know, he'll come back one day. Then we can sit on him.

[kinda_trippy]

I want to put pink and purple bows in his hair and hex his cigarettes to spout flowers!

[upyourscolonel]

Emo poetry, C-.