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[kindlichekaiser]

What a strange thing to find on your doorstep.

[She talks on the phone as she regards the large turkey in front of her.] Is this some sort of tradition I'm not familiar with...? [she picks the knife up to cut it open.]

You're supposed to cut it, right? It's foo-

[There's the sound of many tiny things falling to the floor and Empress jumps away

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[heartstar_blues]

[The voice on the phone sounds distant, as if the person is somewhere in the room instead of holding it.]

OH GOD, OH GOD WHY!?! THE WINDOWS WON'T OPEN!?! NOOOO!!!! ☠☠☠☠!!!

[kindlichekaiser]

Huh Captain? What's happened?

[heartstar_blues]

WHY DO THEY KEEP BITING!?!? WHY WON'T THEY STOP!?!?

[numbuh_one]

Moonchild! Are you all right??

[kindlichekaiser]

Th-that thing! There are... It was filled with teeth! [She sounds both parts of 'WTF" and a little ill. Oh god.]

[pygmalion_perv]

What happened? Are you okay?

[kindlichekaiser]

The...the food! The, what is it called, turkey? I cut it, because I was curious what it tasted like, but... but all that came out of it was teeth!

[pygmalion_perv]

Teeth? What the heck?

[namusan_messiah]

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Perhaps it is a tradition in this culture? I wonder where the teeth came from...