Jun 14, 2010 23:54
[For the event, Jack is hosting a housewarming party, because himself, Haruhi, and the kids, have all moved in...here. At the Mansion. Where they've been for a while, but a housewarming sounded like a good idea anyway. And he has also gone temporarily insane, so everyone's invited: this means Mom and Dad, not to mention both stepdads, every possible set of children, weird Uncle Cohen, his obnoxiously good-looking surgeon brother, amongst the other half-siblings, and absolutely any uncles, aunts, or cousins however distant who want to attend.
There are so many snacks. The Mansion's living room is extra-clean. Jack looks nervous.]
All right, come on over any time.
[He grins strainedly and lights a cigarette.]
[Locked to Sinclair]
Try to behave around Mom.
[Locked to Sofia]
Don't get in a fight with Dad, okay?
[Locked to Steinman]
Try to keep Mom away from Sinclair if you can. Bring some liquor.
[OOC: Please feel free to also have threads that do not involve Jack!]
event: family,
juggling divorcees,
jumpy rapturian chain-smokers' club,
that jack never shuts up,
oh god oh man oh god