musings

[kindof_blue]

when stepped on barefoot in the dark, watermelon is readily confused with cantelope.

irish spring soap bars smell like smarties or candy necklaces, which consequently smell like one another.

people who don't flush toliets mystify me.

someone smarter than me needs to engineer fingernail clippers that don't flick nail clippings away from the

Comments

[professorpink]

most of the time i am in that same mystified boat, but when it comes to public urinals, i'd rather not touch those handles. auto-flush is the way to go. if i pee in a stall though i will use my foot to flush.

[grocerystore]

Hey John, whats new?

[mostnights]

they have covers for nail clippers that catches that shit, boyyyyyy