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[kindofanidiot]

MAYOR MILKMAN~.

Do you think you could use your milk to put out the fire? Thank you to the girl who suggested it in the first place!

Comments

[stop_it_tewi]

S-stop shouting!

Some of us have sensitive ears...

[kindofanidiot]

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your ears.

[stop_it_tewi]

... just... don't do it again.

[kindofanidiot]

I'll try not to~. I really didn't mean to do it! I was hoping I'd get his attention.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Do you think he'd have enough milk to do that?

[kindofanidiot]

He might! If he does, then it could take care of the problem.

[glockslap]

I suppose it is thicker than water, but that's a waste of milk. And you don't need to yell into the phone, really.

[kindofanidiot]

Haha, sorry. It was an idea, though!

[glockslap]

I guess it is. This place is pretty weird though, I'm sure the fire department can do their job almost perfectly.

Are you new here?

[bustydefense]

I take it no one has told you about the milkman yet.

[kindofanidiot]

Is there something I should know about him?

[bustydefense]

Be careful of him.

[kindofanidiot]

Did he do something bad in the past?

[silvestris_mage]

[Thankfully Daine was out of the house when you shouted the first time. And since she generally avoids her previous drone!father, she hasn't even bothered to look at the pictures or take a look at you at all. So when she finally hears you yelling this time, she comes out to take a look.]

What in Mithros's name are you yelling about? You never get this excited...

[3..2..1...recognition]

Wait, you're not a drone. But you're certainly not Da, either.

[kindofanidiot]

[This shouting is going to become a pretty common occurrence, Daine. He's not really the quiet sort, soooooo...

He looks up when he hears Daine, and after a few seconds, it clicks! He's seen this girl before in those pictures that are up around the house.]

You're the girl in the pictures, right?

[silvestris_mage]

Yes, I'm in the silly pictures. [She goes to find one, looks at it, and realizes who this is supposed to be.]

You're supposed to be my fake Da. But has no one ever told you not to yell in the house?

[kindofanidiot]

I was trying to get the Mayor's attention so that we can take care of that fire that's happening! Sorry if I was too loud.

[Sheepish smiling goes here.]