Spam of the day

[kineticfactory]

This just arrived in the mail:

HELLO BUYER?
WE ARE AMERICAN CLUB BASED IN PHILPPINES,WE ARE EXPOTER OF COCAINE I.E WE SELL COCAINE TO ANY OF OUR INTERESTED CUSTOMERS AROUND THE GLOBE.IF YOU ARE INTRESETED TO ORDER THE PRODUCT PLEASE KINDLY CONTACT OUR SHIPPING AGENT FOR YOUR DELIVERY.WE WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU WANT THE PRODUCT TO BE DELIEVER TO

Comments

[gths]

I'M NOT A BELIEVER THAT THEY WILL DELIEVER

[substitute]

5 kg? I sure as hell hope they have their own method of delivery!

[bluestate]

That would look a lot better if they got rid of the full stops and instead used the word "STOP".

My favourite

[the_olo]

LOL! :)

And here's my personal favourite:

From: Justice Umaru Abdullahi Date: Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 2:01 AM