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Colonel Mustard in the Consolovatory with the Daggolo
I hate the word "colonel." Fucking "r"-less piece of shit... -
Maybe I take this shit too seriously...
...but just once, I'd like to see one of these "vengeful ghost of someone wronged by the [town|county|summer camp|nudist colony]'s founders returns to wreak havoc upon their descendants" movies end like this ( Read more... ) -
Familiar Faces in Unfamiliar Context
My cousin and his wife (does that make them both my cousins? I've never quite been clear on that... I'll assume it does) are up from Texas for Christmas. They came up for Thanksgiving a few years ago. That was the year they and my sister (H) and then-brother-in-law and I all went out to the clubs and got ratted the night before, and the year H' ( Read more... ) -
Squirting Baby Jeebus
There was an "Ugly Holiday Sweater Contest" at work today. Obviously, I didn't participate because I own no sweaters, ugly-holiday or otherwise ( Read more... ) -
I'm SO ashamed
About to heat up the remains of the day ( Read more... ) -
Me v.Umpteen
I was talking to a co-worker today, and she mentioned the amount of work she had backed up. So, I ran down the schedule I've been adopting as I try to get my leg back up.
5:30am - Out of bed and remote in to work, to make sure the scripts that generate our outgoing data files are running properly and work through my e-mails. Try to plan my day ( Read more... ) -
Attitude Indoctrination, Session 3
We had it today. The crowning turd in the water-pipe being that it was way off-site, so I had to lower myself to asking for a ride ( Read more... ) -
I've said it before, and I'll say it again
You tell me why I want to be awake.
I've been reading though old, tagged posts, and decided I want to post this. It happened Saturday night, and was likely the result of (1) the Fritz Leiber novel I'm most recently reading - I fell asleep reading it; (2) a dopamine (seratonin? I have trouble keeping the two straight, but before this dream I woke ( Read more... ) -
Because it made me chuckle
I happened to look up, and a shelf containing books waiting to be read or (re)filed caught my eye:
Windows 7 Inside Out
Upgrading and Repairing PCs
Access VBA Programming for Dummies
Dietrich Bonhoeffer: A Biography
The Satanic Bible
Pocket Guide to Wicca
Checkout Girl: A Life Behind the Register
To Kill a Mockingbird
Maybe I'm not quite the Philistine I ( Read more... )
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