I love memes. Love 'em lots.
Stolen this one from bkmichele
1 - My uncle once: billed the estate for the food at my grandmother's funeral
2 - Never in my life: have I eaten live food
3 - When I was five: I still sucked my thumb
4 - High School was: a drugged out blur
5 - I will never forget: that 6 foot mirror (likewise michele)
6 - I once met: Stephen King
7 - There's this girl I know who: is moving from Hong Kong to Seattle
8 - Once, at a bar: I paid $9 for one shot
9 - By noon, I'm usually: tired
10 - Last night: I saw "A History of Violence
11 - If I only had: a cubic boatload of money
12 - Next time I go to church: I'll be smoking crack and have a dead hooker with me
13 - Terry Shiavo: who the fuck is this guy?
14 - What worries me most: going to the worlds most dangerous sandbox
15 - When I turn my head left, I see: my wall, with farside comics on it
16 - When I turn my head right: my nightstand, with my smokes and ashtray on it
17 - You know I'm lying when: you are psychic, or a VERY good friend of mine. Otherwise I can lie baldfaced.
18 - What I miss most about the eighties: the three years I missed
19 - If I was a character in Shakespeare: Mercuttio.
20 - By this time next year: I'll still be in this fucking barracks
21 - A better name for me would be: Vince
22 - I have a hard time understanding: stupid preppie pop-listening goody-goods.
23 - If I ever go back to school, I'll: be very happy. I want a damn degree
24 - You know I like you if: I tell you. I'm pretty good about that.
25 - If I ever won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: the academy
26 - Darwin, Mozart, Kafka, Freud, Marx: Marx
27. Take my advice, never: join the Army
28 - My ideal breakfast is: toast and a bowl of cereal
29 - A song I love, but do not own is: hah. If I like it, i've got it, but I haven't paid for it
30 - If you visit my hometown, I suggest: leaving
31 - Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: dutch, wonderful, pricey, my sister
32 - Why won't people: kill more righteous assholes?
33 - If you spend the night at my house: you're in the army, or you snuck in
34 - I'd stop my wedding for: any kind of romantic bullshit that caught my attention
35 - The world could do without: religion
36 - I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have necrotizing faciitis
37 - My favorite blond is: spelled with an "e" at the end
38 - Paper clips are more useful than: toes on a dolphin
39 - If I do anything well, it's: procrastinating
40 - And by the way: i'm tired
And this one is from bluesgal and thatsnotmyduck
If you read this, even if we do not speak often,
Comment with one memory of me.
It can be anything you want, good or bad.
Just as long as it happened.
Then post this on your LiveJournal to see what other people remember about you.
1 - My uncle once: billed the estate for the food at my grandmother's funeral
2 - Never in my life: have I eaten live food
3 - When I was five: I still sucked my thumb
4 - High School was: a drugged out blur
5 - I will never forget: that 6 foot mirror (likewise michele)
6 - I once met: Stephen King
7 - There's this girl I know who: is moving from Hong Kong to Seattle
8 - Once, at a bar: I paid $9 for one shot
9 - By noon, I'm usually: tired
10 - Last night: I saw "A History of Violence
11 - If I only had: a cubic boatload of money
12 - Next time I go to church: I'll be smoking crack and have a dead hooker with me
13 - Terry Shiavo: who the fuck is this guy?
14 - What worries me most: going to the worlds most dangerous sandbox
15 - When I turn my head left, I see: my wall, with farside comics on it
16 - When I turn my head right: my nightstand, with my smokes and ashtray on it
17 - You know I'm lying when: you are psychic, or a VERY good friend of mine. Otherwise I can lie baldfaced.
18 - What I miss most about the eighties: the three years I missed
19 - If I was a character in Shakespeare: Mercuttio.
20 - By this time next year: I'll still be in this fucking barracks
21 - A better name for me would be: Vince
22 - I have a hard time understanding: stupid preppie pop-listening goody-goods.
23 - If I ever go back to school, I'll: be very happy. I want a damn degree
24 - You know I like you if: I tell you. I'm pretty good about that.
25 - If I ever won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: the academy
26 - Darwin, Mozart, Kafka, Freud, Marx: Marx
27. Take my advice, never: join the Army
28 - My ideal breakfast is: toast and a bowl of cereal
29 - A song I love, but do not own is: hah. If I like it, i've got it, but I haven't paid for it
30 - If you visit my hometown, I suggest: leaving
31 - Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: dutch, wonderful, pricey, my sister
32 - Why won't people: kill more righteous assholes?
33 - If you spend the night at my house: you're in the army, or you snuck in
34 - I'd stop my wedding for: any kind of romantic bullshit that caught my attention
35 - The world could do without: religion
36 - I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have necrotizing faciitis
37 - My favorite blond is: spelled with an "e" at the end
38 - Paper clips are more useful than: toes on a dolphin
39 - If I do anything well, it's: procrastinating
40 - And by the way: i'm tired
And this one is from bluesgal and thatsnotmyduck
If you read this, even if we do not speak often,
Comment with one memory of me.
It can be anything you want, good or bad.
Just as long as it happened.
Then post this on your LiveJournal to see what other people remember about you.