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[king_coffee]

I wish people would stop asking me if I got attacked or mugged. I did not get attacked or mugged. I got these bruises running into a door.

...no? Well, I fell down some stairs.

Okay, okay! But it wasn't really Jack's or Kyle's fault. They only did it because I burned dinner.

Comments

[tothelibrary]

...

What.

[king_coffee]

What?

[tothelibrary]

Please tell me this is some horrible inside joke and I don't have to kill Kyle?

[king_coffee]

...are more people likely to take this seriously, or are you an anomaly?

[handsomejack]

Git

[king_coffee]

I promise I won't burn it again.

1/2

[handsomejack]

2/2

[handsomejack]

[justashow]

...Get back in the kitchen.

[king_coffee]

And make [you] a sandwich, bitch?

[justashow]

If it will keep your fingers off the Network.

[king_coffee]

But this is my Network time.

[wankersometimes]

Don't want to know. Don't want to know.

[king_coffee]

Usually they leave the face.

[wankersometimes]

What part of don't want to know don't you understand? And it's your own fault if you didn't use the ice packs I sent with your b...Kyle.

[king_coffee]

Oh, haven't you learned quickly?

[protect_them]

... bloody Torchwood.

That's it. Going for a pint or three.

[king_coffee]

But you might be my only hope!

[protect_them]

Do I look like a Kenobi to you?

[king_coffee]

I'll look to the right next time?