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[king_gilgalad]

Okay. Since the tabloidpaperthingie did that lovely little article on me, I figured I should defend myself or something.

I AM NOT A CHILD-WHORE PIMP.

>_

Comments

[elanorgamgee]

o.O

*gently* No one believes the shit they print in that tabloid, love, really.. as for los dos Rondos, you know how many trashy made-for-TV movies they ingest in a single day? >.< It's seeped into their subconscious.

[king_gilgalad]

*raises an eyebrow* How many made-for-tv movies are about stables of child-whores and...*gets angry all over again and trails off*

[elanorgamgee]

*steadies the shakiness in her voice* Listen to me: everyone knows that this. is. just. crap. made up to get quoted to sell papers! No one believes it!

[elurin]

*runs by*

OOOHHHH!!!

*snaps pictures* FAMOUS NEWS GUY!!!

Nice boa.

[elvengoldmine]

It could be worse. You could be ravaged by diseased octopus :D

how about a disease-free octopus-like thing?

[waterwatcher]

*gropes*

Oh sweet Eru...

[elvengoldmine]

welllll.. that was, uh, interesting.

Can you do that with all your tentacles????

Re: Oh sweet Eru...

[glorfiestardust]

Would you STOP??!!

[bbolger_baggins]

I AM NOT A CHILD-WHORE PIMP.

Of course you're not, G-g. You'd look just dreadful in a hot pink feather boa. It sooo is not your colour!

No one would be caught dead wearing something so clashy like that outside of Rivendell, for sure! *reassuring smile*

[sockpuppets]

We here at Sockpuppets are now broken-hearted. ;_;

and feeling slightly guilty

[king_gilgalad]

Good!

*discreetly slips a very very VERY small donation*q

[elanorgamgee]

... I saw that.

[king_gilgalad]

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