✗XXXVI✗

[king_no_life]

{┼}Since the humans of his own world had lost what little of their minds they still had in the week prior, the not-so-sane-himself vampire took it upon himself to... deal with them. In a not so orthodox way--as noted by the sight of him in the video lens, seated at the base of a stairwell, where across from him was an iron door, bolted shutKnowing

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[madwashu]

[Now what s this? Washu knows how unusual it is to see Alucard on video, let alone sitting in front of.. a steel door? She raises an eyebrow. Just who was in there?]

Alucard-chan, what kind of mischief are you up to?

[king_no_life]

[Oh if only he had done this for fun, would it have been more amusing.]

Baby...

...sitting.

[madwashu]

[Now that gets a disbelieving look.]

And who exactly are you baby sitting? No one too troublesome I hope?

[paincuresall]

Open your eyes, there's a steel door behind him.

Voice

[sancta_sedes]

Wh-why wouldn't they be m-mentally sound?

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[king_no_life]

Why are you still trem~bl~ing?

Voice

[sancta_sedes]

Wh-what do you m-mean?

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[king_no_life]

Hmhmhmhn~

Surely you still quaver from the repercussions of that shrill.. scream?

[witchoftheweek]

...don't tell me.

[king_no_life]

As you wish.

[witchoftheweek]

The incident is over.

[king_no_life]

None refuted that.

FFFFFF GODDAMN COFFIN.

[hellsingpapa]

ALUUUUUUCAAAAAAAAARD! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

[king_no_life]

[Oh good. He's somewhat normal again.]

Aa, the Master awakes.

[Taking a seat upon his coffin, he taps on the lid of the box.]

Have you sobered your nettlesome Electra complex?

[hellsingpapa]

...

I'm not....seeing things if that's what you are talking about.

[BUT HE WAS REAL DAMNIT. YOU FOUGHT HIM YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.]

[king_no_life]

Good.

[With a deep creak, the coffin peals open, his loyal vampire peering down at him. What one would expect a cheeky grin from him, what starkly grave, even for one as dead as he.]

I have regrettable news.

/late fail forever

[mintroyalcowboy]

[Someone is not amused. Someone is rattling their chains and being quite loud about the damn predicament.]

Oi! Putain queue. Let me out of this piss pot. Now. [Yes, someone is very, very unhappy.]

[king_no_life]

[And the beast rolls up from the darkness across the stony floor, looming over the soldier with a sinister smirk.]

Gladly to rid your whinging stench of my domain.

[Halts himself just out of the chain's reach, like dangling a carrot before a mule.]

Your breath smells rather... hairy, hmhmhmhm~

[mintroyalcowboy]

[And there is still a very unamused frog here.]

Zhen 'urry it up! [Aaaand He's lunging out to try and get to him--damn chains have a bit of give.]

...And shut up. Zhat's not funny.