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Jul 30, 2003 20:28

okay, so i've been mentioning when commenting in other peoples' journals about a personal ad with application/questionnaire that kheper posted in his lj a while back...

i believe it should... be... HERE!hope that link works... and check the comments for my application... (as nomad_dj ( Read more... )

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seizetheday July 30 2003, 20:40:09 UTC
I already have a boyfriend but I'm bored so I'll fill it out ( ... )

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king_of_spin July 30 2003, 21:03:39 UTC
i'm coming to the sad realization that i spend more time in the bathroom getting ready in the morning than any applicant so far... and i have more pairs of shoes... oh boy....

okay... on the david fincher question... you may need to sit down, watch seven, fight club, panic room, and that one perfect circle video, then resubmit the application...

and why doesn't anyone want to give me a nickname?

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paperkite July 30 2003, 20:51:16 UTC
i don't know why i'm doing this ( ... )

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king_of_spin July 30 2003, 20:57:46 UTC
you're filling it out because you're bored like me?

okay... why is it that so far, all applicants have fewer pairs of shoes than i do?

and you don't know who david fincher is? i thought fight club was one of your favorite movies?

but in my book, kapua still rocks as one of the coolest names around.

thanks for the application!

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katzchen3 July 30 2003, 20:56:17 UTC
You caught me in a bored moment ( ... )

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king_of_spin July 30 2003, 21:12:46 UTC
you definately win points on the favorite food (i mainly cook italian) and the favorite season... i just love fall....

i think you may be rejected though because you don't have more pairs of shoes than i do... not a single applicant so far has as many pairs of shoes as i do, and that is starting to scare me... on the other hand, you do have cute clothes according to your application...

i'm starting to think this thing was a bad idea... i'm coming to the conclusion that i'm more "girly" than any of the girls that have replied so far...

i may have to refer you to kheper for a verbal reprimand for not having seen a single star wars movie... what about lord of the rings?

ummmm.... i'll... ummm... get back to you on the nickname thing...

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kheper July 30 2003, 21:39:41 UTC
fucking bollocks!!! EVERYONE should watch star wars!!! how can you call your self a geek and NOT watch star wars??? oh wait... did you say 'canadian?' oh my bad luv. its okay i will forgive you. but you best get your cute butt in that movie store and get 'new hope' 'empire strikes back' and 'return of the jedi'
not doing so will cause me to send my peeps up there to clockwork orange you and make you watch those films.
jk
maybe.
well
youre lucky i dont go to canada.

=P~

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king_of_spin July 30 2003, 21:41:24 UTC
yikes... i never actually did any referring, yet here he is... just like that guy on the sifl and olly show that went nuts when they said they never saw star wars....

"if you guys don't watch those movies i'm gonna be on your ass like boba fett on han solo!"

"ummm... okay... we'll watch it during the commercials or something..."

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ex_naiad July 30 2003, 21:12:54 UTC
name: brittany.
eye color: blue.
nationality: i'm a mutt, thank you. (american indian, spanish, french, italian)
height: five nine.
age: seventeen. eightteen in twenty six days..

please answer these questions.

closet
number of shoes: a couple pairs of chucks. some flip-flops. and some dress shoes.
number of purses/bags: uhm. three or four.
number of 'really cute' clothes: none. i'm anti-cute.
do you need a second closet?: only for all the junk i refuse to throw away.
are there or were there monsters living in there?: nah.
is there a portal to another dimension in there?: i doubt it.

do you...
smoke?: no.
drink?: no.
do drugs?: no.
have any to share?: i may have leftovers in my closet somewhere.

bathroom
how long on average do you spend?: about twenty minutes for hair and makeup.
how big of a box would it take to hold all your makeup? uhm. the size of a square tissue box. i'm a lip gloss fiend.

favorite
color?: silver.
food?: mushrooms. or black olives.
song?: right now: relient k - getting into you. ( ... )

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king_of_spin August 1 2003, 16:41:24 UTC
first off, you get major bonus points for being the first one to actually give me a nickname... plus points for knowing who fincher and digweed are. and, of course, for listening to house and trance.

i do have one question though... what's wrong with cute clothes?

and define "anti-cute."

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ex_naiad August 1 2003, 21:51:05 UTC
i'm just not the kinda girl to get into frilly stuff.
i'm more comfortable in a pair of jeans and a hoodie. that's just me.

anti-cute = no skirts (unless i'm at church). no pink. no ruffles. just jeans, shirts, sweaters, and shoes/flip flops.

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king_of_spin August 2 2003, 12:39:39 UTC
ah, gotcha... well, nobody said you had to wear stuff like that to be cute... i guess its kind of a personal definition of how somebody could be cute.

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kheper July 30 2003, 21:54:17 UTC
name: sean ( ... )

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king_of_spin July 30 2003, 21:55:44 UTC
dude... if you want me to pick you up something on the way home, you better IM me... soon...

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king_of_spin August 1 2003, 16:45:08 UTC
alright dude.... what's up with not having any cute clothes? i thought you were trying to seduce me?

ummmm.... d20 awareness check?

sizzle chest?

automatic disqualification for the fact that i live with you... i can deal with living with someone i'm dating, but not dating someone i live with... dating must preclude living with... therefore... you're screwed... or... not screwed... i guess...

and remind me when i get home to check the closet for that portal...

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