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Samus- You got a nice pair of underwear. There is also a note that says, "Nice ass."
Captain Falcon- You got a box of chocolates! Only, when you open the box, there's a diet book, and a note that says, "No chocolates for you, fatty."
Bowser- You get a fire extinguisher!
Kamek- You get a Boo Mushroom. And a note that says, "Boo."
Koopa Kids- You all get Kleenex packets!
Luigi- You get a letter saying you won a mansion in a contest!
Mario- You get a fake 1-up Mushroom that looks like it is really real oh boy.
Selene- You get some floss and a toothbrush!
Captain Falcon- You got a box of chocolates! Only, when you open the box, there's a diet book, and a note that says, "No chocolates for you, fatty."
Bowser- You get a fire extinguisher!
Kamek- You get a Boo Mushroom. And a note that says, "Boo."
Koopa Kids- You all get Kleenex packets!
Luigi- You get a letter saying you won a mansion in a contest!
Mario- You get a fake 1-up Mushroom that looks like it is really real oh boy.
Selene- You get some floss and a toothbrush!