五十三

[king_of_thunder]

... This is ridiculous. There's no way something like that would be possible. It's just some pathetic prank. And it's not funny.

I AM NOT MARRIED.

... Especially not to some guy I don't even know.

Comments

[rawrsoangry]

Join the fucking club.

So, who'd you get shacked up with, then?

[king_of_thunder]

Hmph. Like I'm gonna accept this bullshit.

... Some idiot named Squalo, apparently. Never heard of him.

[rawrsoangry]

.......AHAHAHAHAHA! Squalo?! That sneaky little bitch. This is too good.

[king_of_thunder]

... I don't see anything "good" about it.

[notaluchador]

... Was your marriage even legal?

[king_of_thunder]

Possibly.

... That's exactly why I'm saying I'm not married.

[notaluchador]

I can't blame you. Who the heck lets kids get married?

[king_of_thunder]

... Their parents, most likely.

Now I know how Yoh must've felt.

[novolumecontrol]

I don't find this funny either, twerp! If I was going to get married, it wouldn't be to some fucking ten year old with bad hair!

[king_of_thunder]

[Pulls out his kwan dao with the blade dangerously close to Squalo's throat.]

First, I'm fourteen.

Second, you must have a death wish. Because right now you're on a perfectly right track to get yourself killed.

[novolumecontrol]

[Not phased by the sword at all, Squalo continues to rant. He is mildly more interested in his 'partner' now, though.]

Vooi. Nice stick. If you woke up and realized you were married to a small fuck like you, you'd want to die too! Not that you could do it. We need to get this annulled and quick!

[king_of_thunder]

Your death will solve the problem faster than a divorce.