WAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

[king_ofthe_road]

*And a newly-brought-to-life miniature purple and yellow race car zooms through the corridors of the Nemesis, laughing in a disturbingly high-pitched voice and occasionally emitting a feral scream of "TWINKIES!!!!!!!"

I AM POWERLANE!!!!!!! FEAR ME AND MY L33T TWINKIE SKILLZ!!!!!!

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Multi-Char Response

[reflector_trio]

*One of him pokes his head out into the corridor after Powerlane passed by.* .oO( Twink is right. Life has definitely taken a turn for the weird. )

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Long Haul: I sense a disturbance in the inventory.
Bonecrusher: ... Slag, we need to get out more.
Scavenger: I liked that movie.

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*Oikodomopolis pokes through Mixmaster's supplies.* So after I refine the energon, what do I add to make a Long Screw in the Wall?

*Mixmaster slaps her hand away from his chemicals.* Not that.

Re: Multi-Char Response

[constructis]

*Long Haul grabs a crowbar, Scavenger grabs his gun, and Bonecrusher doesn't grab anything.*

Bonecrusher: So, what are we destroying?
Long Haul: Whoever stole from my inventory!
Scavenger: ... I just want to shoot something.
Bonecrusher: *drapes a (manly) arm over Scavenger's shoulders* Don't worry, Scrounge. We'll kick the thief's aft.
Scavenger: Do we even know what's missing?
Long Haul: *waves a datapad at the other two* 'Poli sent me the report. Not only do we know what's missing, we know who took it.
Bonecrusher: *grabs Long Haul's arm so the report will hold still long enough for him to download it* Motormaster.... Fun!

[king_ofthe_road]

*An enraged Motormaster continues to try to catch the wretched little fragger, yet neither he, nor the other Stunticons, nor Dirge can manage to keep up with Powerlane's hyperactive speed. The Stunticon leader contemplates transforming and just running down everything in order to run over the errant component.*

*And he shudders just thinking that that is now to be considered a component part. He growls and stops to slam the pommel of his sword against the wall, determined to have Powerlane deactivated and reprogrammed. ...If there are enough pieces left of him to reactivate after Motormaster catches him!!*

[soundwavez]

*gets jolted out of his senses upon hearing that circuit-cracking scream*

O_o

-_-

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[king_ofthe_road]

*Snarls as the minibot zips around another corner* POWERLANE!!

*Suddenly the miniature race car comes backing back around the corner and transforms.*

[Powerlane] You hollered?

*Motormaster stares for a second, perplexed that's all it took. Then he scowls, pointing to the small robot.* You and I have matters to discuss.

[Powerlane] Prroobbblem, big mech?

[Motormaster] Yeah. A few.

[Powerlane] ... ...Promise to not deactivate me?

[Motormaster] ...What?

[Powerlane] You. Promise to not deactivate me! Or else I'll just keep drivin', and you slagsuckers can just keep on trying to catch me! xD

*Motormaster's scowl deepens. Powerlane, meanwhile, just grins...with a hint of a sneer starting to creep in. Motormaster notices this and begins to smirk.*

[Motormaster] All right.. I promise.

[Powerlane] Gggooooooddd.

[constructis]

*Long Haul comes down the hall from the other direction with Bonecrusher and Scavenger in tow. When he sees Powerlane, he doesn't quite scream in outrage. Quite.* ... Inventory! That's my inventory right there!

[king_ofthe_road]

*Glares over at the outburst* DON'T. START. WITH. ME. Just because you slaggers build half the scrap in this place doesn't give you SOLE claim to spare parts!

[constructis]

Long Haul: You have made no requests for those parts! Everything in inventory is carefully tracked, so that I know what all we have available when Megatron orders us to build something! If we don't have what we need available, then we have to improvise and our project doesn't work as well! And you're just taking MY inventory and USING it without even bothering to send me so much as a MEMO!

*Scavenger edges back from the raving Long Haul, while Bonecrusher just grins.*

Scavenger: Maybe we do need to get out more.
Bonecrusher: He's fine. Don't worry.
Scavenger: You said not to worry on Argyr 7, too.
Bonecrusher: And if you hadn't worried, you wouldn't have gotten hurt.