Random poll

[king_pineapple]

I've noticed something odd.

ALRIGHT. VONGOLA AND VARIA MEMBERS.

HOW MANY OF YOU HAPPY PEOPLE HAVE EVER BEEN LAID BEFORE?

This goes for all of you extra people that don't count yourselves as well.

Comments

[bokuwa_lambo]

... Why?

[king_pineapple]

I'm not asking who you did it with, just if you have.

[bokuwa_lambo]

That's still so...

[king_pineapple]

Come on, Thunder-cow. Don't disappoint me now.

Yes or no?

[romeoromeoromeo]

Care to share the observation that led to this?

[king_pineapple]

Sasagawa has only been to second base and he's already twenty years old. I was shocked.

[romeoromeoromeo]

I see, that is quite the shock, to only have gone so far at such an age? My my, hopefully you'll get better answers.

I'm sure by now, you wouldn't need a proper response from me.

[king_pineapple]

No need at all, Romeo.

[prettyscorpion]

I don't see how that's any of your business.

[king_pineapple]

Yes, no or shut the fuck up will do.

[prettyscorpion]

Yes.

[king_pineapple]

Well done, Bianchi. It's nice to know a woman like you hasn't gone without.

[doihastobemafia]

Th-That...you shouldn't ask people that!!

[king_pineapple]

I already know you must be a virgin.

[doihastobemafia]

..........

[king_pineapple]

I'm right, aren't I?

[deliverybomb]

W-what?

[king_pineapple]

I don't believe Aniki would allow you to answer this question.