Someone posted the following survey all serious... To me Maturity is Overated so I answered as such.
What is the most unique thing about you?
My Sparkling Personality and awesome Ability of RANDOM Capitalization...
Has anyone ever asked you if you were retarded?
That is our word, you are not allowed to use it!
Who was the last person you were in a fight with?
I knocked out Mike Tyson last week and have a rematch with Holyfield in two months...
Where do you spend the majority of your time?
Planet Earth
What is your favorite name for a girl?
Uniquequa
Favorite name for a boy?
Castiel the Arch Angel of Thursdays
How many texts have you sent/received today?
A few, but I don't do new texts. Im talking ancient texts. I have my own personal Rosetta Stone.
What kind of car do you have?
Millineum Falcon
What do you love about your car?
Its Hyper Drive and Wookie
What color is your car?
Silver in some galaxies, Grey in others
How many windows are in your house?
Why? Are planning to stalk me?
Are you hated or a hater?
OH NOES!!! Emo Attack!
How tall are you?
100 Feet tall, but Gravity forces me into 5..8
Who has been the most influential person in your life?
Jack Daniels
What song are you totally sick of?
The Climb by Miley Cyrus. She needs to die.
Who are you totally sick of?
See Above Answer!
If you could buy anything, what would it be?
Is slavery still illegal?
Who do you spend the most time with?
The Awesome Voices in my Head...
Favorite sports team?
What the hell are sports?
Who do you work for?
The Goverment, If I say anymore I'll have to kill you
What do you do there?
Kill People...
What is your favorite club/bar?
Studio 54, I am secretly 60 years old
How do you deal with stupid people?
Sarcasm is a good way...
What song do you HAVE to hear there?
Where the hell are you talking about?
Do people take advantage of you?
I let them, Im also secretly a whore
What show on TV do you always turn off?
Hannah Montana, again I wish she would die
What cell phone are you dying to have?
I know which ones I would actually kill for...
Who was the first boy/girl you fell in love with?
Franklin Delino Roosevelt
Why do you take these surveys?
I want people to know all about me.
Who do you really miss?
The Jackson 5... WE ARE FAMILY!!!
Besides your drivers ed instructor, who taught you to drive?
Han Solo, havent you been paying attention?
Do you wish you could be a kid again?
No, creepy vibes going off.
Everyone has a crazy aunt or uncle, tell me about yours:
I have a drugged addicted Lesbian Aunt... I think I win
What causes you the most stress?
Killing people, soooo messy
If you only had 100 in your wallet, what would you spend it on?
Ammo
Would you consider yourself sarcastic?
How'd ya guess?
Tell me about the best job you ever had?
Im pretty happy being an assassin and all...
Do you lick your plate when you're finished eating?
You got me, my middle name is Fido
What is the best flavor of kool aid?
Cyanide
Who has disappointed you most in your life?
George Carlin... Damn him for dying
What is your favorite board game?
Who is hiding the Ecstasy.
Do you get mad if you lose?
me... never...
Who is someone that can push your buttons the most?
The Pussy Cat Dolls... LOOSEN UP MY BUTTONS BABY
Could you live without cheese?
But how would I ever cheer at a Packers game?
Who is the best cook you know?
Emeril Lagasse, he cooks my Thanksgiving Dinner.., Be Jealous.
If you could eliminate one word from the english vocabulary, what would it be?
Dictionary, think of the chaos
Is there anything you think is over rated?
Seriousness
Are you at work right now?
Yes, you are my next mark.
My Sparkling Personality and awesome Ability of RANDOM Capitalization...
Has anyone ever asked you if you were retarded?
That is our word, you are not allowed to use it!
Who was the last person you were in a fight with?
I knocked out Mike Tyson last week and have a rematch with Holyfield in two months...
Where do you spend the majority of your time?
Planet Earth
What is your favorite name for a girl?
Uniquequa
Favorite name for a boy?
Castiel the Arch Angel of Thursdays
How many texts have you sent/received today?
A few, but I don't do new texts. Im talking ancient texts. I have my own personal Rosetta Stone.
What kind of car do you have?
Millineum Falcon
What do you love about your car?
Its Hyper Drive and Wookie
What color is your car?
Silver in some galaxies, Grey in others
How many windows are in your house?
Why? Are planning to stalk me?
Are you hated or a hater?
OH NOES!!! Emo Attack!
How tall are you?
100 Feet tall, but Gravity forces me into 5..8
Who has been the most influential person in your life?
Jack Daniels
What song are you totally sick of?
The Climb by Miley Cyrus. She needs to die.
Who are you totally sick of?
See Above Answer!
If you could buy anything, what would it be?
Is slavery still illegal?
Who do you spend the most time with?
The Awesome Voices in my Head...
Favorite sports team?
What the hell are sports?
Who do you work for?
The Goverment, If I say anymore I'll have to kill you
What do you do there?
Kill People...
What is your favorite club/bar?
Studio 54, I am secretly 60 years old
How do you deal with stupid people?
Sarcasm is a good way...
What song do you HAVE to hear there?
Where the hell are you talking about?
Do people take advantage of you?
I let them, Im also secretly a whore
What show on TV do you always turn off?
Hannah Montana, again I wish she would die
What cell phone are you dying to have?
I know which ones I would actually kill for...
Who was the first boy/girl you fell in love with?
Franklin Delino Roosevelt
Why do you take these surveys?
I want people to know all about me.
Who do you really miss?
The Jackson 5... WE ARE FAMILY!!!
Besides your drivers ed instructor, who taught you to drive?
Han Solo, havent you been paying attention?
Do you wish you could be a kid again?
No, creepy vibes going off.
Everyone has a crazy aunt or uncle, tell me about yours:
I have a drugged addicted Lesbian Aunt... I think I win
What causes you the most stress?
Killing people, soooo messy
If you only had 100 in your wallet, what would you spend it on?
Ammo
Would you consider yourself sarcastic?
How'd ya guess?
Tell me about the best job you ever had?
Im pretty happy being an assassin and all...
Do you lick your plate when you're finished eating?
You got me, my middle name is Fido
What is the best flavor of kool aid?
Cyanide
Who has disappointed you most in your life?
George Carlin... Damn him for dying
What is your favorite board game?
Who is hiding the Ecstasy.
Do you get mad if you lose?
me... never...
Who is someone that can push your buttons the most?
The Pussy Cat Dolls... LOOSEN UP MY BUTTONS BABY
Could you live without cheese?
But how would I ever cheer at a Packers game?
Who is the best cook you know?
Emeril Lagasse, he cooks my Thanksgiving Dinner.., Be Jealous.
If you could eliminate one word from the english vocabulary, what would it be?
Dictionary, think of the chaos
Is there anything you think is over rated?
Seriousness
Are you at work right now?
Yes, you are my next mark.