Stuffs
1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
nope
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
Make a really odd piece of modern art, then sell it for gobs of cash!
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Country, and Vanilla Ice (I am not ashamed!)
4. What is the best thing about your current job?
MONEY
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?
What class?
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
no
7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
I wish, unless you count the smoke breaks with my favorite female psych tech!
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
I think Dallas
9. Quote a song lyric, because I told you to!
Stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention!
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
about 30/70
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
nope
12. Do you like your parents?
sure...
13. Do you still live with them?
That's a negative Ghost Rider!
14. What state/country are you from?
Texas/Oklahoma
15. Tell us about the last conversation you had?
It was about music genres
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
Working hard
17. What is your favorite smell?
Coconut lime
18. Are you close with your siblings?
Mostly my 18 y.o. bro Josh
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
negative...
20. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment?
0628, 63 degrees
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?
Once, be she deserved it
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
a long time ago
23. Have you ever Played Spin the Bottle?
a long time ago
24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house?
It means I consider you family
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Yes
26. Have you ever gone camping?
used to, a lot
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend?
I don't have a sister
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
sadly and depressingly... no
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
yes
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
stalker... annoying girls... fine line my friend, fine line
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
not intentionally
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
not that far
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
Not in the recent past...
34. Have you ever been cheated on?
yeah
35. Have you ever had sex with one of your myspace friends?
no, but I don't count 3rd base sex.
36. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
not in a long time
37. Have you ever felt like you were just completely rhino raped?
What The Fuck?
38. Have you ever lied to your parents?
a couple times...
39. Have you ever been out of the U.S?
yeah, Europe, Mexico
40. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
no, just dry heaves
41. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat?
Yes, but, I didn't think it was bad, my ex-wife did.
42. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places?
used to all the time, for the same meal (e.g. dinner)
43. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didnt know what was going on?
okay, just because I lost an argument with a ceiling fan...
44. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
I'm not THAT creepy...
45. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
once, in high school
A - Age you got punched for the first time: 10
B - Band listening to right now: Gatlin Brothers
C - Candy: SKITTLES FOR THE WIN!!!!!
D - Dad's name: Jeff
E - Easiest thing to do at work that you shouldn't: Snap and take out an annoying patient
F - Favorite idea at the moment?: getting paid!
G - gummy worms or gummy bears?: WORMS FOR THE WIN
H - Hometown: Tulsa, Ok
I - Instruments: soon th re-learn the guitar
J - Job situation: Gainfully employed at Laureate
K - kids : Someday maybe
L - Longest car ride ever: Ft. Huachuca, AZ to Sonoma, CA, in a military Hummer
M - Mom's name: Lori Steele
N - Nicknames: King Bob, Chiliman, Chicken Man
O - One wish: new car (mine's dyin')
P - Phobia[s]: absolute silence
Q - Quote: "I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit."
R - Reason to smile: Pay Day!
S - Song you sang last: Cheap Trick -- Mighty Wings -- Top Gun Soundtrack
T - Time you woke up: 1630 31-May-07
U - Unknown fact about me: I'm an Ordained Minister
V - Vegetable you hate: Bruslesprouts
W - Worst habit(s): Cracking Knuckles
X - X-rays you've had: so many I should have mutant powers by now
Y - Yummy food: Velveeta Shells and Cheese
Z - Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
Nervous Habits?: Popping my fingers
Are you double jointed?: nope
Can you do weird things with your tongue?: "Three Leaf Clover", and the "Bath Tub"
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?: yeppers
Can you blow spit bubbles?: Awww ya!
Can you cross your eyes?: no
Tattoos?: As soon as Gabby gets here, I'm getting my first.
Piercings and where?:used to have eight (three each ear, tongue, labret)
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU -
Took a shower?: yesterday
Cried?: when I racked myself at the gym
Talked on the phone?: a few hours ago.
Read a book?: yesterday
Punched Someone?: not in a while
Talked dirty?: not in a while
Which shoe goes on first?: right shoe always, otherwise bad juju follows
Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?: no cuz they'll throw it back
What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: My "dog collar" Chain necklace
Favorite Piece of Clothing: any black t-shirt
Pajamas: jeans
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: Twirl, always twirl
Have you ever eaten Spam?: Yes, with cheap mac & cheese
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Mint Chocolate Chip
How many cereals in your cabinet?: Two
What's your favorite beverage?: Anything sugary
What's your favorite restaurant?:Fuddrucker's
How long does your shower last?: 15 to 20 min
Hair drying method: Towel, then slop in a ton of gel
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?: Yeah, multiple times
Do you paint your nails?: not since high school
Do you swear?: Constantly
Do you ever spit?: Yeah, if I have someting in my mouth, like sunflower seeds
FAVORITE -
Animal:turtles
Food: Bacon Cheesburger
Month: November
Day: Friday
Cartoon: Trigun
Shoe Brand: Vans
Subject in school: not in school
Color: Green or black or silver
Sport: does putt putt count?
Tv show: Family Guy
Thing to do in Spring: sleep
Thing To Do In The Summer: swim
Thing To Do In Autumn: eat
Thing To Do In The Winter: try to catch santa
Game: Burnout 3: Takedown
Person you talk most on the phone with: Kim
Ever taken a cab?: Yes, they cost way to much
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors?: Only to check how nasty my hair is.
What color is your bedroom?: white
Do you use an alarm clock?: Yeppers
Window seat or aisle?: Window all the way
What's your sleeping position? On side, or stomach, or toss and turn
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?: yes, deep seeded issues about exposure
Do you snore?: loud enough to wake the dead...
Do you sleepwalk?: no
Do you talk in your sleep?: Can carry on a conversation
Do you sleep with a stuffed animals?: Larry the Bright Orange Ape, or Gumibo
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?: just the radio