Angel in America
#14. Mary-Louise Parker, 41
You know how they have the Darwin Awards? They should make one for inexplicably stupid men who cheat on their unbelievably ravishing girlfriends. Of course, the winner of that award would be Eric Benet for cheating on Halle Berry, but Billy Crudup comes in a close second. Crudup split up with girlfriend, Mary-Louise Parker when she was seven months pregnant. SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT!!! Well, sucks to be him, because the girl he left MLP for was none other than Claire Danes, and well, she'll never be as hot as MLP. Whatever. After the split, Mary-Louise went on to win two Golden Globes and an Emmy, and thanked her infant child for making her boobs look so good in her dress the night she won her first Globe. Crudup was probably kicking himself in the ass that night as he should for every night for the rest of his life.
Oh, and to top it all off, Parker named her son William Atticus -- the first name after her infidel ex-boyfriend and the middle name after the greatest hero in film history.
We also love that MLP takes on hilarious roles like the mother on Weeds or the mother in Saved! Each and every role, she is so cute she makes buttons look bad! Call us smitten. Absolutely smitten.
You know how they have the Darwin Awards? They should make one for inexplicably stupid men who cheat on their unbelievably ravishing girlfriends. Of course, the winner of that award would be Eric Benet for cheating on Halle Berry, but Billy Crudup comes in a close second. Crudup split up with girlfriend, Mary-Louise Parker when she was seven months pregnant. SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT!!! Well, sucks to be him, because the girl he left MLP for was none other than Claire Danes, and well, she'll never be as hot as MLP. Whatever. After the split, Mary-Louise went on to win two Golden Globes and an Emmy, and thanked her infant child for making her boobs look so good in her dress the night she won her first Globe. Crudup was probably kicking himself in the ass that night as he should for every night for the rest of his life.
Oh, and to top it all off, Parker named her son William Atticus -- the first name after her infidel ex-boyfriend and the middle name after the greatest hero in film history.
We also love that MLP takes on hilarious roles like the mother on Weeds or the mother in Saved! Each and every role, she is so cute she makes buttons look bad! Call us smitten. Absolutely smitten.