Dr. Hotness, Medicine Hotness
#5. Jane Seymour, 55
It's our second across the pond hottie in a row. Jane Seymour has been gracing our television sets for as long as we can remember. Of course, we never once in our entire lives watched Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, but the simple fact that we remember it was on right before Walker, Texas Ranger and its basic premise attests to the star power of Jane Seymour. After a brief hiatus, she came back in 2005 in a tour de force. Just take a look at the montage of premieres she attended last year. We imagine it has got to be hard looking good at each and everyone. All her fame last year stemmed from the brilliant Wedding Crashers where she played against type as a crazy (but convincing) MILF> A brief dialogue excerpt:"[Kathleen Cleary walks into John's bedroom, unbuttons her blouse, and shows John her boobs]
Kathleen Cleary: I just had my tits done. You like 'em?
John Beckwith: [shocked] Those... seem like lovely tits.
Kathleen Cleary: William doesn't give a shit about them.
John Beckwith: Darn him. But Mrs. Cleary, this is very sudden--
Kathleen Cleary: Oh, you been playing "Cat & Mouse" with me ever since you came here.
John Beckwith: Mrs. Cleary, I don't--
Kathleen Cleary: Call me Kat.
John Beckwith: Okay, Kat.
Kathleen Cleary: Call me "Kitty Kat."
[growls]
John Beckwith: Okay, Kitty Kat. This feels "borderline" inappropriate.
And another:Kathleen Cleary: [Walks closer to John] Feel them.
John Beckwith: What?!
Kathleen Cleary: I said feel them!
John Beckwith: Mrs. Cleary--
Kathleen Cleary: Kitty Kat.
John Beckwith: I'm sorry, Kitty Kat, but are you out of your fucking mind?!
Kathleen Cleary: I'm not letting you out of this room until you feel them.
[Completely hesitant and nervous, John feels her boobs; Kathleen moans softly]
John Beckwith: Wow, they feel really nice. Real orb-like. It's amazing what they can do--
Kathleen Cleary: [shudders; puts her blouse back on] Pervert!
We will gladly let call her Kitty Kat and let her call us pervert if it means one night in the bedroom with her.
Of course, it also doesn't hurt that she guest starred on SVU, one of favorite television shows ever and played a crazy (yet again convincing) wife of a cheating husband. And she's also a local celebrity since she shows up to Howard County frequently to judge equestrian contests here. We would love to catch a glimpse of her in the flesh. We want to see more Seymour!
It's our second across the pond hottie in a row. Jane Seymour has been gracing our television sets for as long as we can remember. Of course, we never once in our entire lives watched Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, but the simple fact that we remember it was on right before Walker, Texas Ranger and its basic premise attests to the star power of Jane Seymour. After a brief hiatus, she came back in 2005 in a tour de force. Just take a look at the montage of premieres she attended last year. We imagine it has got to be hard looking good at each and everyone. All her fame last year stemmed from the brilliant Wedding Crashers where she played against type as a crazy (but convincing) MILF> A brief dialogue excerpt:"[Kathleen Cleary walks into John's bedroom, unbuttons her blouse, and shows John her boobs]
Kathleen Cleary: I just had my tits done. You like 'em?
John Beckwith: [shocked] Those... seem like lovely tits.
Kathleen Cleary: William doesn't give a shit about them.
John Beckwith: Darn him. But Mrs. Cleary, this is very sudden--
Kathleen Cleary: Oh, you been playing "Cat & Mouse" with me ever since you came here.
John Beckwith: Mrs. Cleary, I don't--
Kathleen Cleary: Call me Kat.
John Beckwith: Okay, Kat.
Kathleen Cleary: Call me "Kitty Kat."
[growls]
John Beckwith: Okay, Kitty Kat. This feels "borderline" inappropriate.
And another:Kathleen Cleary: [Walks closer to John] Feel them.
John Beckwith: What?!
Kathleen Cleary: I said feel them!
John Beckwith: Mrs. Cleary--
Kathleen Cleary: Kitty Kat.
John Beckwith: I'm sorry, Kitty Kat, but are you out of your fucking mind?!
Kathleen Cleary: I'm not letting you out of this room until you feel them.
[Completely hesitant and nervous, John feels her boobs; Kathleen moans softly]
John Beckwith: Wow, they feel really nice. Real orb-like. It's amazing what they can do--
Kathleen Cleary: [shudders; puts her blouse back on] Pervert!
We will gladly let call her Kitty Kat and let her call us pervert if it means one night in the bedroom with her.
Of course, it also doesn't hurt that she guest starred on SVU, one of favorite television shows ever and played a crazy (yet again convincing) wife of a cheating husband. And she's also a local celebrity since she shows up to Howard County frequently to judge equestrian contests here. We would love to catch a glimpse of her in the flesh. We want to see more Seymour!