Hotness Not So Confidential
#2. Kim Basinger, 52
No one can argue with this choice. If you try, we'll get Sandra Bullock to bust out her chops and cut you. We mean, the woman freaking won an Oscar for just walking around looking hot. Don't believe us? Please explain what else she said or did in L.A. Confidential to warrant the award (not that we are arguing with the Academy here).
Well, she was the first Bond girl to win an Oscar. She may also be the first woman to pose nude in Playboy to win an Oscar too, but we're not sure. She was definitely the first Batman love interest to win an Oscar, that's for sure. Michelle Pfeiffer has never won and Nicole Kidman didn't win until six years after Kim. And we sincerely doubt Elle MacPherson will ever win.
Well, the biggest tabloid fodder for Kim has been the rocky romance with Alec Baldwin. After they divorced a few years back, she was on the rebound and we had the great luck of being able to court her. Fortunately for her, the public didn't disturb us throughout our affair, but unfortunately, it did not end so well. We have graphically outlined the storyboard of our romance below.
No one can argue with this choice. If you try, we'll get Sandra Bullock to bust out her chops and cut you. We mean, the woman freaking won an Oscar for just walking around looking hot. Don't believe us? Please explain what else she said or did in L.A. Confidential to warrant the award (not that we are arguing with the Academy here).
Well, she was the first Bond girl to win an Oscar. She may also be the first woman to pose nude in Playboy to win an Oscar too, but we're not sure. She was definitely the first Batman love interest to win an Oscar, that's for sure. Michelle Pfeiffer has never won and Nicole Kidman didn't win until six years after Kim. And we sincerely doubt Elle MacPherson will ever win.
Well, the biggest tabloid fodder for Kim has been the rocky romance with Alec Baldwin. After they divorced a few years back, she was on the rebound and we had the great luck of being able to court her. Fortunately for her, the public didn't disturb us throughout our affair, but unfortunately, it did not end so well. We have graphically outlined the storyboard of our romance below.