Cross My Heart
#1. Marcia Cross, 44
Like everything else good in life, this countdown must come to an end. It is unfortunate that everyone pretty much knew who our number 1 pick was, but what a fine specimen she is. And to imagine, there were rumors that we had lost her to Team Ellen.
Marcia Cross has the perfect body. She's soft. She's curvy, yet still petite. She has a nice rack. Most importantly, though, she has red hair and that is the best thing in the world (even better than blonde hair!) Marcia, obviously, is best known for her work on Desperate Housewives now. Indeed, she is the only reason we even watch the freaking show any more. We mean, if the writers hooked in viewers with some sort of mystery, there better be a mystery to solve every season. And they better put Marcia Cross in red lingerie every season. Hell, they can even switch up the color for all we care.
In any case, Marcia Cross should join the Revlon team with Susan Sarandon and Julianne Moore, so that she can complete the trifecta of redheaded hotness. We get orgasms just thinking about the possibilities.
We have nothing left to say. This countdown has spent us, but we hope you have enjoyed it. In any case, don't forget to check out the other Hottest 40 Over 40 list starting tomorrow. There is a permanent link to it on the side of this journal. Goodbye, our Lenten readers, and hope you enjoy a fantastic Easter. And happy Passover to the Jewish folk as well.
Like everything else good in life, this countdown must come to an end. It is unfortunate that everyone pretty much knew who our number 1 pick was, but what a fine specimen she is. And to imagine, there were rumors that we had lost her to Team Ellen.
Marcia Cross has the perfect body. She's soft. She's curvy, yet still petite. She has a nice rack. Most importantly, though, she has red hair and that is the best thing in the world (even better than blonde hair!) Marcia, obviously, is best known for her work on Desperate Housewives now. Indeed, she is the only reason we even watch the freaking show any more. We mean, if the writers hooked in viewers with some sort of mystery, there better be a mystery to solve every season. And they better put Marcia Cross in red lingerie every season. Hell, they can even switch up the color for all we care.
In any case, Marcia Cross should join the Revlon team with Susan Sarandon and Julianne Moore, so that she can complete the trifecta of redheaded hotness. We get orgasms just thinking about the possibilities.
We have nothing left to say. This countdown has spent us, but we hope you have enjoyed it. In any case, don't forget to check out the other Hottest 40 Over 40 list starting tomorrow. There is a permanent link to it on the side of this journal. Goodbye, our Lenten readers, and hope you enjoy a fantastic Easter. And happy Passover to the Jewish folk as well.