chubby honey bunny
chubby honey bunny
yunho/jaejoong
romance, very very slight angst / pg13 / oneshot
People think Jaejoong is too good for a fatso like Yunho, but Jaejoong thinks otherwise.
“I told you this wasn’t a good idea.”
“That’s what you tell me everytime we’re out.”
“But--”
“No...no buts. You haven’t been out the house for, what, two weeks? And don’t tell me it doesn’t matter because it does. Don’t give me that shit about people staring at you because we both know I could only care less and you should, too.”
“Easy for you to say. You’re not the one who weighs three hundred pounds.”
“You don’t weigh three hundred pounds! Just...just two hundred and eighty...something...”
“You won’t understand because you don’t know what it feels like to be me.”
“Goodness, Yunho. We’ve had this conversation one too many times. You’re not the only one who’s fat. I don’t see them complaining.”
“Just shut up Jaejoong, please. If you don’t know what you’re talking about then just don’t say anything anymore.”
Jaejoong frowns, he could only watch as his boyfriend of three years waddle his way back in their house and into their room. Yunho has always had self-esteem issues ever since he started rapidly gaining weight. He doesn’t even eat much. He just gains weight, which they found odd so they decided to take him to the doctor. Apparently, Yunho has this rare condition wherein he just gains weight no matter how many or little he eats. To prevent himself from blowing up, he spends three days a week in their house gym with his personal trainer.
It saddens Jaejoong to see the love of his life cooped up in their house doing absolutely nothing. Yunho’s job was long ago forgotten when the man decided to quit everything that requires him to go outside. Jaejoong thinks it’s pathetic. He isn’t even that big as compared to some people who are, well, significantly bigger than him.
With a sigh, he heads to their bedroom, not even surprised when he finds out the door is unlocked. “Yunho yah...” he trails off, eyes trained on the big lump on the bed. “Baby boy, sweetie pie, angel face,” he tries one more time, hoping to get a reaction from the sulking man. “My ball of rainbows and sunshine.” He pokes his arm and smiles when Yunho stirs, probably in annoyance. He lets out a war cry before jumping on Yunho, throwing himself at him and straddles his hips.
“Damn it Jaejoong, get off.” Yunho says with a groan, trying to push his grinning lover away from him.
Jaejoong stays still and rolls his hips playfully, earning a sharp look from the other. “I won’t unless you agree to go on a date with me.”
“You know what happened when I tried to go out.”
“But Yunho that was Mrs. Oh. You know she’s a judgmental old fart.” Jaejoong cups his cheeks and showers his face with kisses. “I want to show you off to everyone. I want them to know how I’m lucky to have someone as amazing and gorgeous as you and I won’t take no for an answer this time.”
Before he could even protest, Jaejoong hauls him up the bed and drags him outside.
When he said it wasn’t a good idea, he meant it.
He tries to pull his hand away from Jaejoong’s but the shorter man tightens his hold on him. “Stop it.” Jaejoong says without looking at him as they walk hand-in-hand at the streets of Gwangju. “If you keep that up I’d think you’re ashamed of me.”
“It’s actually the other way around.” is Yunho’s reply, much to Jaejoong’s surprise. He stops dead on his tracks and so does Yunho. “Don’t look at me like that, Jae. It should be obvious how much I feel insecure everytime I’m with you in public.”
“Let’s have some coffee.”
And Yunho knows it simply means let’s talk.
Taking a sip of his caramel macchiato, he ignores a group of girls who keeps on staring at the odd pair that is him and Jaejoong. “Ignore them, Jae.” he says when Jaejoong makes a move to stand up probably to tell the girls off. The latter rolls his eyes instead.
“Pathetic teenage girls. I don’t understand why people are so judgmental.” he grumbles, taking Yunho’s hand in his, lacing their fingers. “Ugh, just listen to them gasping like they’re witnessing some man humping a dog.”
Yunho chuckles, squeezing his hand gently. “You’re gorgeous, angel, almost perfect. And I--” he pauses and frowns when a muffin is thrown at his face accompanied by a shameless name-calling.
Fatso.
He could only watch as a fuming Jaejoong stands up and heads over the group of giggly girls. “The fuck is your problem?” Jaejoong says through gritted teeth.
“Is he your boyfriend?” A long-haired girl asks him cockily, jabbing her thumb at Yunho’s direction. “You know you’re handsome. Gorgeous, even. Unfortunately, you don’t have a nice taste.” she sighs, crossing her arms across her chest while her friends nod in agreement. “Such a waste.”
“Too bad,” a blonde girl speaks up, stabbing her waffle with a fork. “You’re gay and your boyfriend is a fat loser like him. You honestly can do so much better.”
“Better?” Jaejoong scoffs, disbelief written all over his face. “What, you think one of you is better than him? You have got to be shitting me. Who are you, huh? Who gave you the right to talk shit about my boyfriend in front of my face? How dare you, you fool.”
He is livid. He cannot turn a deaf ear to people like these anymore. He’s had enough. Yunho is the love of his life. He lives and breathes for this man. No one and nothing can ever do or say anything that would make him love him any less. Whoever messes with Yunho messes with him as well and boy, no one wants to mess with a furious Jaejoong.
They are gaining attention from the other customers and that makes Jaejoong even more mad. “You know who the loser is?” Yunho snakes an arm around his waist, trying to pull him away but he gives him the look which makes the subject of the heated argument loosen his hold on him. Jaejoong reaches out to pat Yunho’s cheek gently, briefly flashing him a smile before turning his attention back at the offending girls. “As I was saying, you know who the loser is? You. Each and every one of you.” he eyes them one by one, making sure to make them want to crawl back in their mothers’ wombs. “Does belittling someone and humiliating them make you feel good? You think it makes you look cool? This man you’re calling a fat loser...I love him and I am not ashamed of him. It doesn’t matter whether or not he has abs or toned arms or whatever fuck you think is sexy. So what if he he’s fat? Should it matter?” he scoffs. “You call yourself pretty? Well those pretty faces of yours won’t make up for the fucked up attitude you have. I think my man is perfect and you cannot tell me otherwise. You can try but don’t expect me to feel the least bit sorry when I fuck you up, not even in the sexy way.”
As much as Yunho appreciates Jaejoong standing up for him, having an audience is making him uncomfortable. He runs his hand along his lover’s clothed tummy, hoping it’d calm him down. “Babe, come on they’re not worth your time. Let’s go home, hmm?” he whispers in his ear.
Jaejoong is shaking and Yunho’s attempt to calm him down has little to no effect.
“You know what,” Jaejoong says, voice a little shaky. He leans his back against Yunho’s chest for support. “Take your shitty personalities and shove them up your dusty vaginas.”
And with that, he drags his stunned lover out of the coffee shop, but not before flipping everyone off.
Yunho gets an armful of a sobbing Jaejoong as soon as they arrive back home. Their walk back home was silent, Jaejoong refusing to say something and Yunho figures that the man would just burst into tears if he tries. He holds him closer, pressing kisses on his temple. “Aww baby, don’t cry. Don’t waste your tears on something not important.”
“Not important?” Jaejoong chokes, looking up at his lover with his red and puffy eyes which breaks Yunho’s heart. “Yunho, they weren’t being so nice to you and I don’t want them, or anyone for that matter, to do that to someone I love the most. My heart breaks everytime.”
“Oh Jaejoongie baby...”
“And I wasn’t even done telling them off.” Jaejoong says, rubbing his nose against Yunho’s chubby cheek. “I had so much to tell them but I felt like I was slowly being barbaric.”
“Well...you did have such colorful words.”
Yunho smiles as the other chuckles, not loosening their hold on each other. “They think I’m too good for you but they’re wrong. They’re so wrong, Yunniebear.” Standing on his tippy toes, Jaejoong gives him a soft peck on the lips and smiles, glassy eyes, clogged nose and all. “I am perfect for you just as you are for me. I love you.”
“I love you just as much. God Jae, you have no idea how much I love you.”
And Yunho leans in for a passionate kiss that leaves them both breathless.
☆☆☆☆☆
ehehe, hi? a fat yunho is cute, isn't he? x)
edit: credits to haesthetics of midnight blues for the poster
yunho/jaejoong
romance, very very slight angst / pg13 / oneshot
People think Jaejoong is too good for a fatso like Yunho, but Jaejoong thinks otherwise.
“I told you this wasn’t a good idea.”
“That’s what you tell me everytime we’re out.”
“But--”
“No...no buts. You haven’t been out the house for, what, two weeks? And don’t tell me it doesn’t matter because it does. Don’t give me that shit about people staring at you because we both know I could only care less and you should, too.”
“Easy for you to say. You’re not the one who weighs three hundred pounds.”
“You don’t weigh three hundred pounds! Just...just two hundred and eighty...something...”
“You won’t understand because you don’t know what it feels like to be me.”
“Goodness, Yunho. We’ve had this conversation one too many times. You’re not the only one who’s fat. I don’t see them complaining.”
“Just shut up Jaejoong, please. If you don’t know what you’re talking about then just don’t say anything anymore.”
Jaejoong frowns, he could only watch as his boyfriend of three years waddle his way back in their house and into their room. Yunho has always had self-esteem issues ever since he started rapidly gaining weight. He doesn’t even eat much. He just gains weight, which they found odd so they decided to take him to the doctor. Apparently, Yunho has this rare condition wherein he just gains weight no matter how many or little he eats. To prevent himself from blowing up, he spends three days a week in their house gym with his personal trainer.
It saddens Jaejoong to see the love of his life cooped up in their house doing absolutely nothing. Yunho’s job was long ago forgotten when the man decided to quit everything that requires him to go outside. Jaejoong thinks it’s pathetic. He isn’t even that big as compared to some people who are, well, significantly bigger than him.
With a sigh, he heads to their bedroom, not even surprised when he finds out the door is unlocked. “Yunho yah...” he trails off, eyes trained on the big lump on the bed. “Baby boy, sweetie pie, angel face,” he tries one more time, hoping to get a reaction from the sulking man. “My ball of rainbows and sunshine.” He pokes his arm and smiles when Yunho stirs, probably in annoyance. He lets out a war cry before jumping on Yunho, throwing himself at him and straddles his hips.
“Damn it Jaejoong, get off.” Yunho says with a groan, trying to push his grinning lover away from him.
Jaejoong stays still and rolls his hips playfully, earning a sharp look from the other. “I won’t unless you agree to go on a date with me.”
“You know what happened when I tried to go out.”
“But Yunho that was Mrs. Oh. You know she’s a judgmental old fart.” Jaejoong cups his cheeks and showers his face with kisses. “I want to show you off to everyone. I want them to know how I’m lucky to have someone as amazing and gorgeous as you and I won’t take no for an answer this time.”
Before he could even protest, Jaejoong hauls him up the bed and drags him outside.
When he said it wasn’t a good idea, he meant it.
He tries to pull his hand away from Jaejoong’s but the shorter man tightens his hold on him. “Stop it.” Jaejoong says without looking at him as they walk hand-in-hand at the streets of Gwangju. “If you keep that up I’d think you’re ashamed of me.”
“It’s actually the other way around.” is Yunho’s reply, much to Jaejoong’s surprise. He stops dead on his tracks and so does Yunho. “Don’t look at me like that, Jae. It should be obvious how much I feel insecure everytime I’m with you in public.”
“Let’s have some coffee.”
And Yunho knows it simply means let’s talk.
Taking a sip of his caramel macchiato, he ignores a group of girls who keeps on staring at the odd pair that is him and Jaejoong. “Ignore them, Jae.” he says when Jaejoong makes a move to stand up probably to tell the girls off. The latter rolls his eyes instead.
“Pathetic teenage girls. I don’t understand why people are so judgmental.” he grumbles, taking Yunho’s hand in his, lacing their fingers. “Ugh, just listen to them gasping like they’re witnessing some man humping a dog.”
Yunho chuckles, squeezing his hand gently. “You’re gorgeous, angel, almost perfect. And I--” he pauses and frowns when a muffin is thrown at his face accompanied by a shameless name-calling.
Fatso.
He could only watch as a fuming Jaejoong stands up and heads over the group of giggly girls. “The fuck is your problem?” Jaejoong says through gritted teeth.
“Is he your boyfriend?” A long-haired girl asks him cockily, jabbing her thumb at Yunho’s direction. “You know you’re handsome. Gorgeous, even. Unfortunately, you don’t have a nice taste.” she sighs, crossing her arms across her chest while her friends nod in agreement. “Such a waste.”
“Too bad,” a blonde girl speaks up, stabbing her waffle with a fork. “You’re gay and your boyfriend is a fat loser like him. You honestly can do so much better.”
“Better?” Jaejoong scoffs, disbelief written all over his face. “What, you think one of you is better than him? You have got to be shitting me. Who are you, huh? Who gave you the right to talk shit about my boyfriend in front of my face? How dare you, you fool.”
He is livid. He cannot turn a deaf ear to people like these anymore. He’s had enough. Yunho is the love of his life. He lives and breathes for this man. No one and nothing can ever do or say anything that would make him love him any less. Whoever messes with Yunho messes with him as well and boy, no one wants to mess with a furious Jaejoong.
They are gaining attention from the other customers and that makes Jaejoong even more mad. “You know who the loser is?” Yunho snakes an arm around his waist, trying to pull him away but he gives him the look which makes the subject of the heated argument loosen his hold on him. Jaejoong reaches out to pat Yunho’s cheek gently, briefly flashing him a smile before turning his attention back at the offending girls. “As I was saying, you know who the loser is? You. Each and every one of you.” he eyes them one by one, making sure to make them want to crawl back in their mothers’ wombs. “Does belittling someone and humiliating them make you feel good? You think it makes you look cool? This man you’re calling a fat loser...I love him and I am not ashamed of him. It doesn’t matter whether or not he has abs or toned arms or whatever fuck you think is sexy. So what if he he’s fat? Should it matter?” he scoffs. “You call yourself pretty? Well those pretty faces of yours won’t make up for the fucked up attitude you have. I think my man is perfect and you cannot tell me otherwise. You can try but don’t expect me to feel the least bit sorry when I fuck you up, not even in the sexy way.”
As much as Yunho appreciates Jaejoong standing up for him, having an audience is making him uncomfortable. He runs his hand along his lover’s clothed tummy, hoping it’d calm him down. “Babe, come on they’re not worth your time. Let’s go home, hmm?” he whispers in his ear.
Jaejoong is shaking and Yunho’s attempt to calm him down has little to no effect.
“You know what,” Jaejoong says, voice a little shaky. He leans his back against Yunho’s chest for support. “Take your shitty personalities and shove them up your dusty vaginas.”
And with that, he drags his stunned lover out of the coffee shop, but not before flipping everyone off.
Yunho gets an armful of a sobbing Jaejoong as soon as they arrive back home. Their walk back home was silent, Jaejoong refusing to say something and Yunho figures that the man would just burst into tears if he tries. He holds him closer, pressing kisses on his temple. “Aww baby, don’t cry. Don’t waste your tears on something not important.”
“Not important?” Jaejoong chokes, looking up at his lover with his red and puffy eyes which breaks Yunho’s heart. “Yunho, they weren’t being so nice to you and I don’t want them, or anyone for that matter, to do that to someone I love the most. My heart breaks everytime.”
“Oh Jaejoongie baby...”
“And I wasn’t even done telling them off.” Jaejoong says, rubbing his nose against Yunho’s chubby cheek. “I had so much to tell them but I felt like I was slowly being barbaric.”
“Well...you did have such colorful words.”
Yunho smiles as the other chuckles, not loosening their hold on each other. “They think I’m too good for you but they’re wrong. They’re so wrong, Yunniebear.” Standing on his tippy toes, Jaejoong gives him a soft peck on the lips and smiles, glassy eyes, clogged nose and all. “I am perfect for you just as you are for me. I love you.”
“I love you just as much. God Jae, you have no idea how much I love you.”
And Yunho leans in for a passionate kiss that leaves them both breathless.
☆☆☆☆☆
ehehe, hi? a fat yunho is cute, isn't he? x)
edit: credits to haesthetics of midnight blues for the poster