[ .01. ] first name: Amber
[ .02. ] middle name: Lynne
[ .03. ] last name: Barber
[ .04. ] nickname(s): Sparkle!, bur, Ambidextrous haha
[ .05. ] gender: female
[ .06. ] birthday: July 25, 1989
[ .07. ] height: 5' 6"
[ .08. ] hair color: brown
[ .09. ] eye color: hazel
[ .010. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: 20/20 vision!
[ .011. ] do you have braces: no sir.
[ .012. ] is your hair long or short: getting long!
[ .013. ] where were you born: Mineral Area Hospital here in Farmington
[ .014. ] current location: Farmington, Missouri
[ .015. ] zodiac sign: leo
[ .016. ] how many languages do you know: French. and, y'know, a little English
[ .017. ] what language do you want to learn: I don't really like learning.
[ .018. ] bad habits: a lot
[ .019. ] piercing you have: my ears are pierced, but I hardly ever wear earrings.
[ .020. ] piercing you want: my eyebrow?
[ .021. ] tattoos you have: zero. until July 25, 2007 haha
[ .023. ] today: Thursday
[ .024. ] today's date: May 19, 2005.
[ .025. ] the time: 8:46pm
[ .026. ] ready for a bunch more questions: sounds sexy
F A M i L Y
[ .027. ] mother's name: Susan Barber
[ .028. ] father's name: Bob Barber
[ .029. ] brother's name: Nonexistant Barber
[ .030. ] sister's name: Sarah Barber and Rachel Barber
[ .031. ] favorite aunt: Aunt Diana
[ .032. ] favorite uncle: Uncle Cecil
[ .033. ] favorite grandparent: Trailer Gramma. she rules. but my other gramma is really funny too
[ .036. ] worst relative: ehh. uh, that crazy part of my family
[ .037. ] best relative: my bebe Tyler
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: definitely, my parents are awesome
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you?: yeah, they all do. well at least my immediate family. I think a lot of my other relatives think I'm weird.
P E T S
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: I have a couple dogs, and my puppy Franklin. and I'm getting a kitty
[ .041. ] what are their names: Franklin, Merlyn, Ralphie, and kitty
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: goddamn
S C H 0 0 L
[ .043. ] are you still in school: yes
[ .044. ] did you drop out: yes!
[ .045. ] current gpa: like 3.2
[ .046. ] favorite grade: none of them
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: 10th
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: my mom, and Mrs. Vaeth, and uhhh. the rest.
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: Mrs. Betz-Bacon and Mrs. Hartrup
[ .050. ] favorite subject: I dunno, yearbook?
[ .051. ] least favorite subject:
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: buy it, I think
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: nope!
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular activities: theater, Oui-Si
[ .055. ] are/was you popular: WAS YOU POPULAR!!?!
[ .056. ] favorite dance: My Boss's Daughter
[ .057. ] favorite memory: tons. "OH MY GOD THIS FUNNIEST THING EVER!"
[ .058. ] favorite memory you want to have: dying dancing
[ .059. ] least favorite memory(s): blah
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: uhhh "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER"
F A V 0 R i T E S
[ .061. ] number: -43253443
[ .062. ] letter: z
[ .063. ] shoes: Reebok's
[ .064. ] saying(s): too many
[ .065. ] TV show: The Simpsons, Mr. Show, Harvey Birdman, Futurama, Family Guy, Mystery Science Theater 3000, uhhh stuff
[ .066. ] sport: volleyball
[ .067. ] vegetable: potatoes
[ .068. ] fruit: grapes
[ .069. ] movie: Motel Hell, Blazing Saddles, Rock 'n Roll High School boring boring boring
[ .070. ] magazine: Rolling Stone
[ .071. ] actor: Johnny Depp mmm
[ .072. ] actress: uh, you know. that one chick.
[ .073. ] candy: peanutbutter m&m's
[ .074. ] gum: Cotton Candy
[ .075. ] scent: Candies, and that hot boy smell inside Hollister
[ .076. ] candy bar: uhhh Reeses? that's not really a "bar"
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: vanilla
[ .078. ] color: white
[ .079. ] season: summer
[ .080. ] holiday: my birthday
[ .081. ] band: Ramones, Groovie Ghoulies
[ .082. ] singer: Elvis Presley
[ .083. ] group: uh
[ .084. ] rapper: Andre 3000, Big Boi, uh Pharrell, Snoop!
[ .085. ] type of music: anything that sounds awesome
[ .086. ] thing in your room: my bed, my CDs, my clothes
[ .087. ] place to be: ohhh you know. hanging out...haha
[ .089. ] tv channel: The Travel Channel, Noggin, Nickelodeon, Disney
[ .090. ] junk food: mmm junk food!
[ .091. ] overall food: pizza?
[ .092. ] store: Vintage Vinyl. I go crazy.
[ .093. ] hangout: hmm friend's houses?
[ .094. ] fast food: Hunt's
[ .095. ] restaurant: places that serve Chinese food
[ .096. ] shape: a heart?
[ .097. ] time of day: really early in the morning before I've gone to sleep
[ .098. ] country: if you don't like Americer then you can git out!
[ .099. ] state: Louisiana was fun
[ .100. ] boys name: Ian
[ .101. ] girls name: Veda
[ .102. ] mall: South County?
[ .103. ] video game: Super Smash Brothers
[ .104. ] shampoo: Fructis
[ .105. ] board game: Candy Land or Dream Date
[ .106. ] computer game: Zookeeper!
[ .107. ] car: uh
[ .108. ] music video: I don't know
[ .109. ] swear word: hahahaha no
[ .110. ] word: wasps
[ .111. ] month: June or July
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Zoidberg
[ .113. ] scary movie: Motel Hell! haha
[ .114. ] team: The Rams bitch. haha
[ .115. ] possession: my shoes and CDs
WHATS THE FiRST THiNG Y0U TH0UGHT 0F WHEN Y0U HEAR..
[ .116. ] eminem: haha Amanda?
[ .117. ] dog: Franklin
[ .118. ] hot: tub? haha
[ .119. ] britney spear: Kevin Federline (I read "Us" magazine)
[ .120. ] nsync: yes yes yes, here we go! N*Sync has got the flow!
[ .121. ] real world: San Diego
[ .122. ] orange: apple
[ .123. ] choice: I'm bad at making choices?
[ .124. ] school: dumb
[ .125. ] bisexual: goth haha
[ .126. ] black: slaves...haha
[ .127. ] icq: icp hahahaaha
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: fags
[ .129. ] linkin park: Metallica sucks.
[ .130. ] jack: rabbit
[ .131. ] rainbow: unicorn
[ .133. ] cucumber: I went blank on this one for some reason, haha
[ .134. ] shark: attack!
[ .135. ] lifehouse: lighthouse?
[ .136. ] bat: vampire
[ .137. ] leather: jacket
[ .138. ] whip: whipped cream
[ .139. ] america: where were you when they built that ladder to heaven?
[ .140. ] water: bottle
[ .141. ] volcano: hot lava!
[ .142. ] rock or rap: rock
[ .143. ] rock or pop: rock
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: rock
[ .145. ] rock or metal: rock
[ .146. ] rap or pop: pop
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: rap
[ .148. ] rap or metal: rap
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: pop
[ .150. ] pop or metal: pop
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: neither
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: ugh
[ .153. ] tool or korn: ugh
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: haha, Jennifer Lopez AS Selena.
[ .155. ] hot or cold: cold
[ .156. ] winter or summer: summerrrrrrrr
[ .157. ] spring or fall: spring
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: Britney.
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: neither
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: MY GOD NEITHER
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: neithereererrrr
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: MTV
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: "I don't watch weirdo shows"
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: Gilmore Girls!
[ .165. ] football or basketball: football. "did Ludacris get hurt?"
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: special olympics?
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: snowboarding
[ .168. ] rollerblading or skateboarding: skateboarding. plus, the skaters in our school are either way hot or just totally awesome. usually not both, though
[ .169. ] black or white: white
[ .170. ] orange or red: red
[ .171. ] yellow or green: yellow
[ .172. ] purple or pink: pink
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: yuck
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: either one. Pac Sun is pretty cool.
[ .175. ] inside or outside: outside on pretty days
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: haha
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: cell phone. pager? what the fuck? people don't use those anymore, do they?
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: pencil
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: Powerpuff Girls!
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: I hate Scooby Doo
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: haha Dragon Ball Z, because of my sister and Kinder
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: wait wait wait...there's a difference? haha, there, that should piss my dorky friends off
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: tattoos
[ .184. ] prep or punk: punk rock, bitch!
[ .185. ] slut or whore: mmm sluts!
P R i V A T E L i F E
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: no
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: yes
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: nope
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: nope!
[ .190. ] how many people have you liked: a whole lot
[ .191. ] who was your first crush: uhhh like Kyle Graham in fourth/fifth grade?
[ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken: hm, none?
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: none
[ .194. ] best quote to sum up love: "you will surely find that love is not just blind, but that it's also deaf and dumb"
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: pretty cool people
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: nope
[ .197. ] please post it if you do:
[.198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: yeah
[ .199. ] please post it if you do: meh
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: both
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: yes
[ .202. ] are you still friends: yes
[ .203. ] so moving along..do you smoke: yes
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: yes
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: no
[ .206. ] how about a little x: mmhm
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: hah
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: it's okay
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: haha no thanks
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: it's okay
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: liquor
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: Marlboro reds
[ .213. ] have you ever drank Hpnotiq: no
[ .214. ] if yes, when was the last time you got some: ...
W 0 U L D Y 0 U EVER..
[ .215. ] bungee jump: noooo
[ .216. ] sky dive: no
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: haha no, fag
[ .218. ] scuba dive: yes
[ .219. ] go rock climbing: eh
[ .220. ] eat something bad for $1,000,000: hellz yeah!
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: are they GOOD friends?
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: ^^^^
[ .223. ] cross-dress: I'm a girl
[ .224. ] lie to the police: yes
[ .225. ] run from the police: yes
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: yes
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: haha, are they hot, and is there money involved?
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: haha no
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: yeah
[ .230. ] streak: haha no thanks
Y 0 U R F R I E N D S
[ .231. ] friends: Ash, Crystal, Amanda, Adam, Nathan, Amanda, Chris, Jason, Ricky, Todd, Lyx, Brittany, Kinder, Andy, uhhh god too many you know. people.
[ .232. ] known longest: Ash
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: Chris, Todd, and Ricky
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: Chris, Todd, and Ricky
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: a lot?
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: Tyler Fleming.
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: Ash
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': yeah
[ .239. ] craziest: Lyx
[ .240. ] loudest: haha
[ .241. ] shyest: I dunno
[ .242. ] best hair: Kinder and Mitch and Nick. I love boys with curly hair
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: Ash
[ .244. ] best eyes: haha Ryan
[ .243. ] best body: uhhh Ryan haha
[ .246. ] most athletic: uhhh Mitch
[ .247. ] sex symbol: Chris. freshman flock to him
[ .248. ] hot tempered: Crystal
[ .249. ] most impatient: everyone
[ .250. ] shortest: Brittany
[ .251. ] tallest: Chris?
[ .252. ] talented: mmm Nick and Andy can play their instruments pretty well
[ .253. ] best singer: Amanda M
[ .254. ] skinniest: Andy and Kinder and Nathan. but Andy has a concave, for god's sake
[ .255. ] nicest: Nick
[ .256. ] best personality: Ash
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: haha
HAVE Y0U EVER:
[ .258. ] flashed someone: nope
[ .259. ] told a person how you felt bout them: yes
[ .260. ] been to michigan: haha no? but maybe this summer maybe?
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvee: nope!
[ .263. ] skateboarded: not really. a little back in the fifth grade when I hung out with Justin Marler a lot
[ .264. ] skinny dipped: nope
[ .265. ] stolen anything: yes
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: haha yeah, sorta
[ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: nope
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: my sister, when I was little
[ .269. ] broke a beer bottle: no
[ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: yes
[ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex: haha not really. friendly kisses
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip: yes
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: nope
[ .275. ] been to a concert: yep!
[ .276. ] been to another country: no:(
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult: ugh
[ .278. ] got pulled over: no
[ .279. ] got in a car accident: nope!
[ .280. ] broke a law: plenty of times
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: like a dollar one time.
[ .282. ] tried to kill yourself: not seriously
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: yes
[ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: I don't think so?
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: haha yes
[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: haha no, I don't think so
0 P I N I 0 N S
[ .287. ] what do you think...about pop music: dig that groove, baby
[ .288. ] about boy bands: uh
[ .289. ] about flag burning: I like what Manda said.
[ .290. ] of the war on terrorists: I miss Cullan?
[ .291. ] about suicide: I wish it didn't exist.
[ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: I'm probably not listening
[ .293. ] about abortion: pro-choice
[ .294. ] about rock/metal music: rock 'n roll, baby
[ .295. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: sitting at some desk job making no money and partying every night. haha.
[ .296. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: hopefully all of them
W H A T D I D Y 0 0 H D 0
[ .297. ] last birthday: surprise party
[ .298. ] yesterday: went to school and passed five finals
[ .299. ] last weekend: went to a concert and then hung out with Rust and Ash and Ryan until 7 the next morning. then Saturday went to Jewels' going away party.
[ .300. ] christmas: got presents and went to the movies.
[ .301. ] thanksgiving: uhh I think hung out with Ash after a family dinner
[ .302. ] new year's: goddamn. listened to the Faint all night, got drunk on Boone's Farm, and fell asleep at a kitchen table
[ .303. ] halloween: I don't remember
[ .304. ] easter: ate candy
[ .305. ] valentine's day: uhhh went to school? haha
T H E L A S T
[ .306. ] thing you ate: pizza
[ .307. ] thing you drank: water
[ .308. ] thing you wore: blue tank top and these brown pants. don't really match too well right now!
[ .309. ] place you went: to gramma's
[ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: my ears in like seventh grade
[ .311. ] person you saw: my sister
[ .312. ] person you kissed: Ryan
[ .313. ] person you hugged: Kinder
[ .314. ] person you talked to: Ash
[ .315. ] song you heard: that song on Ash's voicemail
[ .316. ] what are you eating: nothing
[ .317. ] what are you drinking: nothing
[ .318. ] what are you wearing: just told you
[ .320. ] hat: the Bi-Level hat Jason gave me
[ .321. ] listening to: my dogs bark
[ .322. ] talking to anyone: Manda and Ash
[ .323. ] are you pissed i made this so long: nah.
Y or N
[ .324. ] are you a vegetarian: no
[ .325. ] do you like cows: I like to eat them. they kinda scare me.
[ .326. ] are you a bxtch: a bxtch?
[ .327. ] are you artistic: don't I wish? la vie boheme! haha
[ .328. ] do you write poetry: Gospel Chattin'
[ .329. ] are you a fast runner: no, but I jog like three times a week, haha
[ .330. ] can you ski: no
[ .331. ] are you british: yes!!
[ .332. ] do you want to spear britney: dumb
[ .333. ] do the voices talk to you: my friends talk to me, and they have voices
[ .334. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: yeah, once. my mom got mad
[ .335. ] would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: ew
[ .336. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland: yeah
[ .337. ] are you straight: yes
[ .338. ] are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: yes, I am Caleb Cook (the sophomore one)
[ .339. ] are you nice: mostly
[ .340. ] are you naughty: haha
[ .341. ] are you short: no
[ .342. ] are you tall: no
[ .343. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: yes
[ .344. ] how about orange pants: yeah, a couple pairs
[ .345. ] can you see the flying monkeys: not usually...
[ .346. ] are you evil : I can be
[ .347. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: Tim Counts
[ .348. ] is britney a whore: man you love Britney
[ .349. ] are you a teenage zombie: yes
[ .350. ] am i annoying you?: yeahhhhh
[ .351. ] do you like marilyn manson: mmmm SATAN
[ .352. ] are you secretly from another planet: boy, am I ever!
[ .353. ] did you ever touch someone else's private parts: haha whoa
[ .354. ] this is over are you happy now: I'm sort of disappointed