Just in case it turns out to be true, I want record of my (rather obvious?) Harry Potter theory
Book 6 spoiler below
Snape killed Dumbledore on Dumbledore's own orders. "Severus, please..." DD doesn't beg, and he has the qualities of a Phoenix, and stuff. If Snape was still on DDs side, he'd still have to honor his unbreakable vow to remain alive and remain a double agent. Bond style. Bond's retarded younger brother anyway
Oh and Neville's memory was fucked up by those Deatheater bastards. Poor guy
Will Harry die? Only time will tell bum bum bummm
All you hatas can go crucio yourself hehe:P
PS- Yes, I know I'm incredible lame.