If you have big feet and are running on a treadmill at the gym, remember that you have big feet.  Or you will catch the side and get flung off.

Words of wisdom.

Why do I keep getting these?

There's just something about foreign men.

[ Eating cake icing straight from container.]

Yearly goal:  actually have a bum.

[ Looking down at his ringed finger.]

Everybody's got a lonely, broken heart.

[ In bed, clutching an upset stomach.]

Play-doh smells like vanilla.  Who knew?

I can't believe 'no' actually works.