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Voicemail - Bruce presspasskey August 19 2011, 15:34:07 UTC
[Lois' voice is almost cheerful. This is probably a bad sign. And for all that this is a private call? She's flicked on the encryptions that Clark arranged and decides to be extra careful. She knows about Identity Paranoia these days.]

Hey Bruce. Hate to ask this of you, but I've got a question for Batman. Seeing as you're a Gothamite, I figure you'd know better how to get in touch with him than me. Sure, I can find the Blur--Superman, whatever--pretty much whenever I like, but it's probably different.

So if you could, you know, help me out with that, that'd be great.

[HINT HINT.]

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1/3 text messages, around an hour after the voicemail kingofrooks August 19 2011, 15:46:38 UTC
Hates the guy.

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kingofrooks August 19 2011, 15:47:17 UTC
Also not his secretary. Same city =/= friends.

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kingofrooks August 19 2011, 15:48:09 UTC
Protip: Start with Superman. He's awesome also not crazy.

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Text presspasskey August 19 2011, 15:50:39 UTC
Doesn't do hard-to-find contacts as well, though, does he.

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Re: Text kingofrooks August 19 2011, 15:54:39 UTC
idk. Ask him if he likes being Superpostman. Or Supertelephone.

PS: Throwing self off rooftop is asinine and out of date.

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presspasskey August 19 2011, 16:05:21 UTC
Trying to keep this off his radar.

PS: Not suicidal. Have better ways.

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kingofrooks August 19 2011, 16:20:17 UTC
Are you planning something stupid

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presspasskey August 19 2011, 16:37:51 UTC
No. [Not yet.] But if he's like the Blur--> irrationally overprotective.

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kingofrooks August 19 2011, 16:39:58 UTC
Will you be planning anything stupid in the near future? Say, next two months.

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presspasskey August 19 2011, 16:45:47 UTC
No. Also? Not my keeper.

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kingofrooks August 19 2011, 16:48:42 UTC
Preemptive. Don't need to abandon monks at their altars again.

Batman don't give interviews, btw. Or so I hear.

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presspasskey August 19 2011, 16:51:35 UTC
Not. My. Keeper.

That's nice. Not an interview this time, though.

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kingofrooks August 19 2011, 16:55:09 UTC
Then what?

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presspasskey August 19 2011, 17:02:49 UTC
Thought you weren't his secretary.

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kingofrooks August 19 2011, 17:05:08 UTC
Guy can be curious.

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