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voicemail for Bruce; proxysearch June 21 2011, 04:23:18 UTC
Bruce, it's Re-l. I need a favor.

A friend of mine is blind and had a device that allowed him to see. Unfortunately, some thieves took it and he needs a new one before a court hearing on Wednesday. Do you think you could make something for him?

Please, call me back.

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kingofrooks June 22 2011, 15:47:36 UTC
I'm good at multitasking! And besides, it's natural to admire something that's in front of you and gorgeous.

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proxysearch June 22 2011, 15:51:48 UTC
Maybe I need to spend less time in the police station.

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kingofrooks June 22 2011, 16:15:50 UTC
What? No!

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proxysearch June 22 2011, 16:29:30 UTC
Yes. I think it would be best.

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kingofrooks June 22 2011, 16:32:49 UTC
Hey, you can't deprive the other officers just because of what I said.

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proxysearch June 22 2011, 16:33:41 UTC
I have no interest in indulging idle fantasies, thank you.

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kingofrooks June 22 2011, 16:41:47 UTC
Does it help if I say that it's more 'eyecandy' than 'fantasy'?

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proxysearch June 22 2011, 16:52:59 UTC
Nope.

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kingofrooks June 23 2011, 05:05:56 UTC
Why not? It's totally different.

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proxysearch June 23 2011, 07:01:54 UTC
I'm not going to be people's eye candy either.

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kingofrooks June 23 2011, 09:46:36 UTC
[ Quiet sigh. ]

Doesn't mean that we don't respect you, you know.

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proxysearch June 23 2011, 14:47:09 UTC
Yeah, I know that's true for some of you.

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kingofrooks June 23 2011, 14:54:50 UTC
And you can beat up the rest. So it's really okay.

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proxysearch June 23 2011, 15:10:16 UTC
Why are you so eager to make sure I stay in the office?

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kingofrooks June 23 2011, 15:13:53 UTC
[ So I can watch over you. ]

Er. It's safer?

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