Well, it was a hell of a day ( Read more... )

Alanis Morissette is AWESOME!

Pastafarianism involves spaghetti worship, reverence of pirates, and their version of heaven involves beer volcanoes and stripper factories.

That's it. I'm converting.

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Well, I promised someone I'd update this thing, so I'm going to. Right now. Finally ( Read more... )

*sigh*

You know what? As far as I'm concerned, tomorrow isn't my birthday. I'm tired of trying to get what I want and, year after year, being ignored in my attempts. I'm fucking sick of the disappointment.

So, that's it. I no longer have a birthday. Period.

Yesterday was a shit day. Today isn't looking any better. Tomorrow's my day off, and it'll probably still be a shit day.

Oh, well. Such is life.

Before I go to bed, I'll post a link to a funny YTMND I found. It's got some extremely offensive language, but it's used in a humorous context.

If anyone's a fan of the "Family Circus" comic strip, you'll positively LOVE this.

And with that, I say good night.

Okay, it's time to update this thing, then head off to bed ( Read more... )