2nd Short - [Voice] + [Action]

[kingofwaste]

[Oswald flicks on the journal with the intent to ask one important, swift question. Straight to the point.]

So, how many of you don't know what a cartoon is? C'mon, let's hear it. No need to be embarrassed. [...] Oh, and no cheating by using a dictionary, either!

[Action]

[And for those of you keeping a wary eye out, Oswald can be seen out

Comments

[voice]

[andallaretrue]

An' if we should not?

[voice]

[kingofwaste]

Then you've been missin' out, obviously! Cartoons are a great influence on kids and a source of entertainment for all ages.

[voice]

[andallaretrue]

What care I for de fate of children?

[voice]

[kingofwaste]

Well, other kids aside, it means you missed out on an important part of your childhood. [Because the concept of Tia never having been a little girl is totally lost on him.]

[Voice]

[sacrificemyself]

Er... is it something you cart stuff around in?

[Voice]

[kingofwaste]

[...] Nice try, kid, but no. Ever heard of animated films?

[Voice]

[sacrificemyself]

No. But uh, I've heard of films before. Muggle inventions, I think Harry's said.

[Voice]

[kingofwaste]

Muggle? No, no. The first real film projector was invented by some guy named Lumiere, I think.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

... You some type of rabbit? [He'll get to that question in a sec]

[Voice]

[kingofwaste]

'Course I am. I'm the lucky kind.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Oi, aren't all rabbits lucky? Otherwise why would people keep their feet as charms?

[Voice]

[kingofwaste]

[...] I... Err. I mean, that's true and all, but... Well, see, it's 'cause I... Uhm.

[Geez, when you think about it like that, the "lucky rabbit" thing really is kind of redundant.]