4th Short - [Voice]

[kingofwaste]

[This past week was an especially tiring one for Oswald. It's not that he has anything against Valentine's Day or lovers in general. It's just that everything reminded him of his precious Ortensia, who's an especially sore topic for him. Now that the dust seems to have settled, he feels a little safer trying to catch people's attention.]So, that's

Comments

[originaljackass]

Nobody gives a damn about cartoons anymore. It's all about 3D animation now.

[He's a little pissed about how the last week turned out. He's going to take it out on you.]

[kingofwaste]

3D animation? Oh please! That's for lazy folk! Cartoons are art! Ya can't compare all the hard work that goes into drawing frames by hand to sitting in front of a computer all day, playin' a little game and then pretending it's real animation.

[And if Jack doesn't believe it, Oswald's got one title for him: "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse".]

[originaljackass]

Art don't sell tickets. Last I heard, Pixar keeps on kicking ass with every movie they make.

[kingofwaste]

Pixar's only doin' so well 'cause their name is tied to Disney! Parents'll take their kids to see anything as long as Disney's involved.

[voice]

[rain_of_bullets]

...this again.

[Tempting, but he prefers watching television without a crowd.]

.......what do you mean, featuring you?

[voice]

[kingofwaste]

Exactly what it sounds like. I used to be a star.

[voice]

[rain_of_bullets]

Like cartoon voices or something?

[voice]

[kingofwaste]

... No. Like bein' in the cartoon. Is that really so hard to grasp?