Comments | kingofyo1: all females at this point in my life can EAT ME

kingofyo1

all females at this point in my life can EAT ME

Jan 19, 2006 23:38

i was, by a female, just ran over, shat upon, reversed upon, ran over again and again and then spit on and finally pissed on by this female named laura... i should have known it was going to happen, nothing good ever happens with me and females >.> unless someone steps in to make it happen.. how do i get the shit of the litter? i mean laura SEEMED ( Read more... )

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made_for_one January 19 2006, 21:49:37 UTC

Welcome to the light, my son.

made_for_one January 19 2006, 21:50:33 UTC

But its a hard life. You've seen my troubles. I swear off women, so they swarm to me.

Its kind of nice, though.
It lets you pick the one that is just right to marry you.
Because at this point the next girl I date.
Is the girl I marry.

made_for_one January 19 2006, 21:51:20 UTC

But I'm sorry you had to find it all out the hard way.

Just always remember there are great girls out there. They're just hard as fuck to find :)
And sometimes they just arent perfect for you. But they're still quite lovely.

marquis009 January 20 2006, 05:07:55 UTC

drew, you need help. You can hit it and quit it if you want....but what you need now, is love, sweet love. that is all

dj_cheezewizard January 20 2006, 08:54:15 UTC

Holy crap dude. I'm sure you'll find somebody.

smokeeater223 February 9 2006, 20:02:06 UTC

I realize I am a bit late to put an entry in here, but uh, yeah, females will screw you over pretty quick, anti-sexual is definatly the way to go, but, your first problem, was, she was, or once was, a cheer leader, you can trust the bitches, one started a whole shit load of problems for me in Starkville. *thinks back* that bitch.... in any case, they make 40x zoom scopes and high power rifles for just this sorta thing