I don't post very often, mostly because I'm too lazy to write down a bunch of shit about my life, that frankly I don't care if anyone reads. However, today's lunchtime extravaganza of stupidity, is burning my ass hairs enough to give me a "South of the Belly-button" suntan. I have a lot to do today, so I make a quick run over to Wendy's with a co- ( Read more... )

Ok, So Sunday I quit my World of Warcraft guild. To most people this is not a huge deal, its just a video game. For me not so much. I typically play anywhere from 3-6 hours a night, just about everyday after work, and sometimes Saturday and Sunday. I have been raiding with these guys for the past 6 months, and kinda became friends (online friends) ( Read more... )

Keith is GOD

How could we have missed it all this time?

'What will your Headline be?' at QuizGalaxy.com

And no Danielle is not god. We kicked her out for smelling bad.

Ok so last week my co-worker comes in with this buy one get one free slurpee coupon. Given my tremendous love for the icy-cold declious semi-frozen treat, I said hey what the hell. Not only is it a free slurpee, its a free 28oz Slurpee(not the biggest but next one down), much to the dismay of the first shop owner we got one from. I say first, ( Read more... )

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Hmmmm.....Haven't updated for a long time (over 3 months by my count.) However due to events that have occurred this past weekend, I feel obligated to post. First and foremost, Melissa is correct Jobo's is closed for good. If you have her on LJ she explained most of it, but you don't I'd rather tell people in person. It was shock to me too, because ( Read more... )

How is it that I have the same Nemesis as Danielle?

Keith's creature-nemesis:

The Dreaded CHUCK NORRIS


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Ok,so in effort to get myself away from the computer (a place I have been spending way too much time)I thought this morning I would go fo a bike ride. So I got up grabbed my bike and started checking things out and found my seat was in an uncomfortable position. Well I head down to the house cause I couldn't find my allen wrenches and I was gonna ( Read more... )

Ok so I have been toying around with the idea of getting a new monitor for my computer. I don't absolutely need one, but I was kinda looking at flat panel LCD's because I want one, and it will take up far less desk space, an I want 1. I got Lydia one for christmas and here's is very cool, the only it lacked was a DVI port. So I check Newegg today, ( Read more... )

I dunno why but I know have an obsession with Chuck Norris phrases like "It take exactly 10 seconds for Chuck Norris to kill you...47 times!" or "Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, Horses are hung like Chuck Norris" I find these absolutely hilarious and will scour the internet at lunch time to find new ones that I haven't read/heard. I think ( Read more... )