Everything is Average Nowadays

[kingpedro05]

I've developed a healthy appetite for pens lately. Given a moment of pensive idleness, I will typically snap back into focus to find myself gnawing away at the nearest available ball point. While this could be the result of some Freudian oral fixation, I believe my habit developed through mocking people with the same affliction. Having tired of

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[kdwman05]

...Maybe it's all that crack.

[foolforlife]

i grind my teeth. and bite pens. and my fingernails... and my least favorite... i can't leave the volume on an odd number except a five.

[kingpedro05]

5's are ok. It's practically an even number anyways.